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About cream and stirring up anger

December 28th 2011 2:07 pm
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Found this cat-related item in Mom's big book. The one that's laying on the coffee table and she has her nose in it every day:
As the beating of cream yields butter
and striking the nose causes bleeding,
so stirring up anger causes quarrels.

In other cat related news:
"Police dog helps nab man after chase"
Whoo hoo. You go Canine. Good work. This is the sixth time this guy has been arrested this year. He thought he could outrun a Police doggy. Nope. He got bit in the ankle too. The man, not the dog.

Copycatright - Des Moines Register, 12/28/2011

The moral of the story:
The man should not have stirred up anger in the Police dog. He should have instead just stirred cream. Much safer.

Purred by: Laura W

December 28th 2011 at 2:31 pm

this storee iz just like salmon N bearz buddy....never leeve home with out yur cell ewe lar dee de pup was a german shepherd !!!! next ta bulldogs they iz like soooooper kewl in de K9 werld :) haza grate nite...meowlo's ta all
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

December 28th 2011 at 4:24 pm

Sorry about your trouble with the Yogi bears, buddy. Good thing you had your mobile handy. Yes, it purrobably was a German sheep herder. I agree. They are cool. Nighty night.
Purred by: Samoa - Diva Angel (Catster Member)

December 28th 2011 at 4:26 pm

Good advice, Timo!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

December 28th 2011 at 8:56 pm

Our meowmy has the same book on her desk beside the computer...and that was a furry helpfur doggy indeed! Sometimes our doggy can be like that naughty man...and sometimes he likes to lick the cream in the pot...sigh, I think we are catfused...MOL!
Meowmy needs to go and study...the backs of her eyeballs, MOL!!
Purred by: Eva V

December 29th 2011 at 9:17 am

Hey Timo,
I agree with Samoa, great advice indeed.
Happy New Year!
Teddy Bearz


Timo Katze - DB #105


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