Timo's Tall Tales

I won a bag of dog food

November 4th 2011 7:43 pm
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Yippee, I won! I mean Mom won a bag of dog food at the pet store where she buys our food sometime. Mom had entered a drawing and was actually hoping to win the bicycle. Now how silly is that. I don’t ride a bicycle. Well, maybe if it had a little basket Mom could take me for rides. Anyway, Mom got a call about having won dog food and Mom told the nice lady thank you very much but she has no dogs, only cats. The lady said she could have cat food instead. Yessss.

So today, FINALLY, Mom goes over to the store to collect my winnings *jumping up and down*. So the guy in the store tries to give her dog food, Mom explains that she has cats, not dogs and could she have food for cats instead. No, says the guy, this was a special promotion by this one company and there is only dog food. Mom tells him but the lady who called said she could have cat food. So the guy says the lady is not working today but he’ll see what he can do. He goes away to make a phone call (most likely to the lady who promised us cat food). He comes back and YES that company also makes cat food and they have some in the store. He just didn’t know that they have it. Chicken, Duck or Salmon? Chicken, says Mom. Chicken is always good.

GOOD CHOICE Mom. Mom I love you. THANKS for not bringing home dog food or a bicycle. The new bonbons are delicious. Mietzi and I already tried. Mmmh yum yum. Only guest cat didn’t get any. Guest cat is supposed to lose some weight and she already had enough wet food. Oops. I’m not really supposed to talk about guest cat but Mom has decided, after much thinking, to kinda let you guys know about her. And besides. Today is guest cat’s birthday and Mom FORGOT. Ha. I know who Mom loves the best. ME. Because Mom didn’t forget about my bonbons.

More later about guest cat. But tomorrow Mom has to get her hair colored, her tires rotated, clean, wash, shop, cook. No – Mom doesn’t cook. Go out to eat. And then maybe she’ll let me back on here to talk about guest cat.

Nighty night. I need to beg for more bonbons. They are from Fromm.
TK

 
Purred by: Julie M

November 5th 2011 at 5:19 am

Way cool. Never heard of Fromm!
Purred by: (My Angel) Colette (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 7:52 am

MOL! That was a close one. You would have had to get a guest dog too! See, now you've made us all curious and what does your Mom do? She says, "Well, I'm going off to color my hair and get my tires rotated first, then maybe I'll let you talk about guest cat." Pfsst! ;-)

Sheesh!

Congrats on your new chicken cat food!

Headbonks...
Purred by: Lucy Nooner (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 9:49 am

The title of your diary made me MOL! Glad you got some kitty food (although we do like dog food in our house but Mommy says it isn't good for us and won't let us have it!)!
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 11:27 am

HL, it's from Wisconsin.
Colette, a guest dog? Oh my! No way. I'm very afraid of dogs. But maybe I should try their food if you like it, Lucy.
Well, Mom says she's gotta get ready to go and have some color put in her hair. I hope she gets it colored in stripes, like mine.
Purred by: Laura W

November 5th 2011 at 9:46 pm

purrsonall buddy we wooda said give us de dog food bee fore eatin stooooooopid burd chcikn........N dood...why...why when ya coulda hada salmon........stoooooooopid chcikn......
Purred by: Tony, Forever Loved (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 11:56 pm

Winning nom noms is always a good thing - especially if chicken is an option. YAY!

Concats and enjoy!
Purrs,
Tony
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

November 6th 2011 at 2:13 am

Guest kitty sounds furry interesting...

Congrats on winning some `Lebensmittel fur Katzen`!
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

November 6th 2011 at 10:10 am

Oh Herr Pipo, sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

November 6th 2011 at 12:57 pm

Nicht zo viel...mein `mau-mau-my` ist von Hollandishe Erbschaft.
...at least I think that is how to say that! MOL!
She can speak a wee bit of German cause she learned that at school, but her parents were Dutch.
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

November 6th 2011 at 9:02 pm

Ja, das ist richtig. Sorry, we don't meow any Dutch. But then there is always: "If you're not Dutch, you're not much."
So be proud of your Dutch heritage. I bet you and Minko have a few drops of Dutch Meezer blood in you too.
I keep nibbling away at my new Lebensmittel. Very good.

(Lebensmittel für Katzen = Groceries for cats)

 

Timo Katze - DB #105


 

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