September 24th 2011 6:20 pm
[ View A Comments (10) ]
You're probably wondering how my speed dating went on Thursday. Mother didn't let me go! Not fair. And I had groomed myself extra handsome and was wearing my nicest collar. A floofy collar in Hawkey black and gold (The Iowa Hawkeyes won today, by the way). Mom says this speed dating thing at our ARL is for the HUMANS to find their perfect kitty or doggy match to adopt. I still think I could have went. I could have adopted a cat, right? A pretty Meezer. And then Friday and today they had something called "Fall In...Love". Mom says this is again just for the humans to get to know and fall in love with adoptable animals. This is at the same Animal Rescue League where I'm from. I think I should be allowed to go and just check out the old digs and say Meowlo to the staff peoples.
Then this morning I did something exciting. Mom came home late Wednesday and yesterday we got lots of Fancy Feast, yummy. I think Mom still felt guilty about being home late and about not letting me go speed dating. Anyway, you know how it says you shouldn't change foods too fast on a kitty. Well, I usually eat the blue buffalos and I got an upset tummy from all the Fancy Feast. I told Mom last night that my tummy hurt. I was meowing and pacing back and forth and asking her to make it better. All my meowing even earned me a short stint in time-out. I can't remember the last time I was in time-out. I'm a good boy.
So this morning we got breakfast early, then Mom went back to bed on account of it being a weekend. Then she heard me barfing. She grabbed me and put me in the bathroom. I had only barfed a little bit in her bedroom. But in the bathroom, oh boy, I had a barf-fest. I was sitting on the thing where the sink is and suddenly I felt yuckery. So I hung my head down and barfed lots of food out. Oh boy, it all ran down the cabinet and there was some on the wall too. What a mess for Mom to clean.
It's Mom's fault! She should have let me go speed dating. Then she wouldn't have felt guilty and over-fed us on Fancy Feast. I feel good again now. I had my usual blue buffalos for supper.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
The bathroom barfing jail...I am familiar with that room, too...though some of my furbears spent way more time in there than me, MOL!
Sorry that you felt so yucky, but once you are 'empty' then all is well with the world again. Yup! All is well!
I hope that your Mom got to help a lot of furs get adopted.
And I thought I was the only one who said yuckery! MOL.
Timo, everything is our mom's fault, don't you know that by now? MOL
Lacey, I borrowed that word from you. I like it alot. I hope you don't mind. Do you have the copycat rights for it? Then I will cease and desist.
oh no no wow I do hate that barfing stuff and so does mom, my thing is I like to eat grass and leaves and maybe even some bugs when I go out into our little outside enclosure and so mix that with some fancey feast and barf barf barf,.
Your poor mom you sure left her a yuckery mess MOL
Timo, did you have a particular pretty Meezer in mind? Just curious!
After reading about your barf-fest, my Fancy Feast doesn't look very yummy to me. I'm glad you're feeling better, though.
Yuckery? I've never heard that word before! I'm so sorry you had flojectiles but hopefully you're feeling better now! By the way, Calvin says no dating until you're 21!
Sorry to hear that you got sick from all that fancy feast. And also that you didn't get to go speed dating, that sounded like it would have been tons of fun!
Minko and Blade - Mom didn't go either. She just read about it. It was set up so that the ARL staff would interview potential adopters and then select 3 or 4 perfect animals for them, which they got to meet one after the other. It's one of the special promotions they are doing now. They're trying to get lots of animals adopted. If they meet their goal then they'll get $100,000 from the ASPCA. Mom just read on their website that yesterday they set a new record with 47 animals adopted out in one day. Yipeee.
booboo - You eat bugs and leaves? A pretty lady like you? THAT would really be a mess to clean up.
Ashlynne - um, noooo, nofur in particular. I think all Meezers are pretty. I could get lost in their blue eyes. And Burmese are very pretty too. That dark brown chocolate fur. *dream*
Newman - the word yuckery was invented by Lacey. Mom says Mietzi and I can date when we're 18. Because in Germany people are considered adults with all rights and responsibilities when they're 18. I hope she doesn't make me get a job when I'm 18.
MOL, I'm honored you like it Timo, you can use it all you want. It's a fun word isn't it? It gives the word yuck that extra UMPH! MOL.