Timo's Tall Tales

It's my Birthday. ha ha, really?

August 3rd 2011 4:25 pm
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Whoo Hoo, it seems today is my Birthday. I got an email from the good people at Petsmart wishing me a happy birthday and, here is the best part, there is a coupon for me to come to the store and pick out a free toy! Wow. I also have to buy something for ten bucks but that's not a problem. We buy lots of stuff there anyway.

My Catster page says April 6th is my birthday. Is it today or April 6th? Mom says April 6th is right. That's not my real birthday either. It's what my adoption papers say and that's what Mom went with. I was too little to remember the day of my birth. So why do the Petsmart people think today is my birthday? Mom had some problem getting their site to work right and she remembers speaking to a nice man on the telephone and I think he asked when her cat's birthday is. So Mom just said August 3rd. She couldn't remember exactly. April 6, August 3, yes Mom - you got it almost right. Mom, how could you not remember your Timo Junge's birthday?

Anyway, I think I'll just leave my Petsmart birthday on this day. So I'll get to celebrate twice. Happy 8 years, 3 month, 27 days birthday to me.

No gifts please. I'll get my gift from Petsmart.
Purrs,
Birthday Junge Timo

Purr Script: Junge is the German word for boy

 
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

August 3rd 2011 at 11:27 pm

yeah we were going to say "are you nuts?" don't call them! Just take it and run with it!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

August 3rd 2011 at 11:36 pm

Same here. Gypsy got one in an e mail today!! ( Her b-day was last month!!!)
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

August 4th 2011 at 1:57 am

Well, happy birthday Gypsy. You and I should go to Petsmart together and pick out our free toys.

Lacey, I'm not totally nuts yet. I think the heat is getting to Mom but not to us. We just hang in the A/C.
Purred by: Moppie DB 48 (May 2011 - Dec 2 (Catster Member)

August 4th 2011 at 8:02 am

MOL, happy petsmart birthday! Have fun picking out a toy!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

August 4th 2011 at 8:46 am

I just got one of those today too! Is it my birthday too mommy???
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

August 4th 2011 at 8:59 am

HAPPY 8 years, 3 month, 27 days birthday!!!! HAVE FUN WITH UR TOYS!!!
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

August 4th 2011 at 2:02 pm

So these three cats walk into a Petsmart store:
'GLITTERBALLS' says one. 'Pawsome, I want some.'
'I need a new extension thing for my Da-Bird toy' says the other.
'Oh, look here. Live birds! Mom please, may I have a green Parakeet? Or a Finch?' says the third.

'No way' says Mom. 'The birds are too expensive. You get to pick a toy for three dollars or under.'

Ooooh shucks. A fish then. Here are some for $1.99. Pleeeease Mom? The orange one here looks tasty umm, I mean cute.
Purred by: Laura W

August 4th 2011 at 2:53 pm

timo....if ewe stroll inta petsmart N buy burds with a free cue pon insted of toys or nip or a tastee fish snak...we are gonna
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

August 4th 2011 at 6:14 pm

Thanks Moppie.
River - Happy Petsmart birthday to you.
Tabbies - I'm scared. I'll better buy a fish then. I don't want to bring the wrath of Tabbies on me.
Purred by: Da non burd lovin tabbies

August 4th 2011 at 10:24 pm

knot de wrath oh us buddie. Ewe wood bee infected with stoooooopditee becuz oh de burds...prob abully bugs wood be like ALL over yur houz two, knot ta menshun de rude burd wood never give ewe a moe mints peace. :)
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

August 4th 2011 at 10:32 pm

MOL!!! Tabbies...yous too much!!

 

Timo Katze - DB #105


 

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