Timo's Tall Tales

Newman made me puke

September 27th 2010 7:06 pm
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I know you are all waiting for the embarassing story that I have to tell about Mom and cleanup, like Mietzi hinted in her diary. Well, it will have to wait. First I need to tell you that Mom came home with this new catfood today. It says "Newman's Own" on the can and I was eager to try it because my friend Newman made it.

So I gobbled it all down real fast. Wait a minute... Is that fish I'm tasting? Yep, too late. Puke, all the Newman's Own came back out. I think I'm allergic against fish. It always makes me puke. So why would Mom give me catfood that has fish in it? Well, first how can you not try something that Newman made? And Mom swears she only read "made with organic chicken". Mom, next time read the fine print. It says right here "chicken & Salmon formula for cats". Salmon is a fish, Mom. I can't eat that. Jeez.

I wish Mom would stop experimenting with my food. I'm quite happy with the Blue Buffaloes that I usually eat. I got a can of Buffaloes after the Newman came back up. I like my Buffaloes sliced, not flaked. Is that so hard? Thank you very much.

Poor Mom. First she had to clean up Mietzi's Bunny puke and now my Newman puke. Well, it's her own fault. I need to run and see if we have enough cans of blue Buffaloes.

Meow to you later,
Timo

Paw Script: Mietzi liked her Newman with salmon very much.

 
Purred by: Luke (Catster Member)

September 27th 2010 at 8:24 pm

MOL, Timo! Between you and Mietzi, there's sure been a lot of puking going on lately! Better stick with eating buffalo...

purrs, Luke

P.S. Better let Newman know that he made you puke - MOL!
Purred by: Timmy Tomcat DB #122a (Catster Member)

September 28th 2010 at 5:12 am

You guys are lucky Mom goes to all that work. I know you are worth it MOL
Timmy
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

September 28th 2010 at 7:45 am

Dang, it wasn't me! It was the guy that was named after me, er, I mean, the guy I was named after! I'm sorry you got sick, Timo, but it sure sounds like it was totally your Mom's poor eyesight. You better buy her glasses for Christmas!
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

September 28th 2010 at 5:00 pm

Timmy,
we got Mom well trained. If we puke she jumps.

Newman,
I agree. It was totally Mom's fault. She is getting up there in age. I think she is about 6 already. I will ask Santi Paws to bring her some eye glasses. Glad you didn't make this food, Newman. It needs improving.

Purrs,
Timo
Purred by: Humphrey Lee Haunted (Catster Member)

October 5th 2010 at 2:33 am

Oh dear, I just hates throwing up - I ish shorry to hear yer new food mades yew sick. I hash only thrown up 3 times in my life and it always really scares me - the other night I rushed over to one of our really good fancy kitty cat blankies, the one with the purrdy red hearts on it, and threw up there. I wanted to be on something that made me feel secure, I guess?! I ate my tuna way, way too fast, and Mommy hash told me not to do that but I never learns. I hopes yew stick with yer Blue Buffaloes food that agrees with yew, and I hopes yew ish feeling much better!

 

Timo Katze - DB #105


 

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