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Buffy's Memoirs from Across the Rainbow Bridge

The only thing I could ever hunt were potato chips......

I loved to hunt while I was living. It was just really hard to do with an owner like mine! I remember one day I had found a bird. I was in a good position, and I just knew that I would be able to catch this bird! Well my mom walked up behind me (she was around 7 at the time) and she yelled, "Well Hello, Sussa!" really loudly! The bird flew off. So I never really got to hunt successfully. But I was very good at hearing the potato chip bag crinkle! I was also very good at finding the potato chip bag..... And I became very, VERY good at opening that chip bag. :)

Buffy's a Boy?!!?

Hey, Everybody. I thought I would tell you guys another story about me! I don't know if you've noticed, but my name is Buffy, and I am a boy. Well, my mom was Tarla, but she was too small to take me to the vet and stuff, so Tarla's mom, Eulonda took me to the vet. I don't remember why I was at the vet that day, but I do know is that the vet finally told Eulonda that I was a boy. She didn't tell Tarla right away. Tarla would keep on asking her, "When is Buffy going to have babies," as if cats just automatically have babies, or something. She kept on asking until one day, Eulonda said,"Buffy's not gonna have babies. He's a boy". I was glad that she finally told my mom. I thought that maybe she would switch my name to something more masculine. Well, no such luck! =)

Meow!

I'm so glad my owner thought to make this website! Now I can write about my life, for all to read! I thought today I would start with a story about how I got as great an owner as I did! My mother (my real one, not my human mother) gave birth to me and all of my brothers and sisters under a car at a dealership. I was the runt of the group, and my cat-mom left with all of the kittens, but I couldn't keep up. A nice man who worked there, named Art O'Donnel found me and brought me home with him in a convertible. He told me that he knew a nice girl, who was his step-daughter, who would love to be my owner! I was so excited! Her name was Tarla, and she was so happy to see me. She was about 5, or 6 years old. She named me Buffy after a show called Family Affairs. Theres the story about how I met my owner!