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Feline Fantastic

'And a brown cat in a pear tree..."

this catmas marks my third with this family. it's nice that everyone is on vacation, now the Young Girl, the Mother, the Fuzzy Father, and the Younger Girl are home most of the time. granted, I don't see them much during the day because i am getting my beauty sleep; you know how it is.

i have a problem. i think i need to join CTWDA(Catmas-Tree Water Drinkers Anonymous)..."Hi, my name is Dmitri and i'm a catmas-tree water drinker." the hairless monkeys have to water the catmas tree very often, because i will step on the presents and drink the water from the tree to my heart's content. i think it's the lovely pine-y flavor that makes catmas-tree water most delectable and refreshing. though the last time i had a drink i heard the Young Girl mention something about taking 'pictures' of me the next time i decide to imbibe.


:;yawn:: enough action for one morning, time for my beauty sleep =^.^=
("mrrrooooooow!")

Blowin' in the wind...

I had a lovely day of sleeping in the Young Girl's bed. I have this great new game I like to play with her; I shall call it "the bed game." I love to sleep with her in the mornings, so now when i do I play my fun new game.

Everytime the YG rolls over or moves in her sleep, she leave a warm spot just for me! So i creeeep over and steal it. Today she was bent all sideways. It was so funny! I know that the only reason she lets me get away with it is because she loves me. Other people would boot me off the bed, but not my YG. She's been sleeping a lot lately. She's got something called "sick." I don't know what it means, but it does mean that she stays in bed longer.

Today the YG and the Mother went shopping and bought something called a "Christmas Tree." It smellls so lovely, and the trunk looks perfect for me to sharpen my claws on it.

I think I'll be Santa Claws this year. Instead of coal to people on the 'naughty' list, i shall scratch and bite their ankles. Like bad politicians, and people who hurt kitties. yes...and soon I shall rule the world!!

oops...heh, never mind that...just thinking aloud =^.~=
("maaauuurrrw!")

Oh YG...where are you?

I'm snuggled up warm and cozy, but the Young Girl is nowhere to be found. The Father came upstairs and went to bed, I suppose the YG is still downstairs. I think she said something about her legs hurting. I wish she'd get her butt up here, I need cuddling!

Doesn't she know that if a Siamese isn't petted, cuddled, or schnoogled with enough, they lose their points! I am already such a glorious shade of brown, I want to stay that way!

Well, if she sleeps down stairs, that does mean I can sleep on her special 'tempurrr-pedic' pillow. Bwaa haa haa! The squishy pillow is mine!

::yawn:: all that victory bathing has tired me out. I hope she comes to bed soon.
good night =^.^=
(Mrrooouuw!')