Colette's Diary

No Understand Human…Can’t Hear You

March 1st 2012 8:33 pm
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9:00 PM

‘Colette! Finish your supper!’

Huh? What did you say? Sorry, speak up.

‘Colette, your supper!’ Fingernail to bowl: ‘plink, plink, plink’.

Huh?

‘Co-lette!!’

Samsara: ‘Let me out of the bedroom! Let me out! There’s food in Colette’s bowl! Hurry up!’

‘Colette, if you don’t finish your supper now, I’m letting Samsara have it!’

Huh? No speak human. Can’t understand a word you’re saying. Speak ‘Cat’, woman!

‘CO-LETTE, YOUR SUPPER!!’

Huh?

‘PLINK, PLINK, PLINK.’

Huh?

‘Sigh.’

Samsara: ‘LET ME OUT. YEOW, YEOW, YEOW, YEOW, YEOW, YEOW!’ I’M FREE!!!! WHERE’S THE FOOD? WHERE’S THE FOOD? WHERE’S THE FOOD?’


11:00 PM

Mooom! I’m HUNGRY! NYEH, NYEH, NYEH. WHERE’S MY KIBBLE?

‘Sigh.’

 
 

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Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

March 1st 2012 at 8:55 pm

Oh, Brother! Poor Mom!

Hope Colette will eat well, so you can sleep during the night...MOL!
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

March 1st 2012 at 9:11 pm

MOL. Samsara is my kind of girl. Colette is more like Mietzi. Eats only when SHE wants to, then complains at 11:00 that she's hungry.
Mom: why did you eat so little at 6:00 when I fed you? Mietzi: It didn't smell right. I'm hungry NOW. Mau. Mom: I gave the rest of your food to Timo, you didn't want it. Mietzi: I want food NOW. Mau. Mom:Sshould I open a new can just for you? Mietzi: Of course. That is my wish. Food NOW. Mau. Mom: well OK. Timo can have what you don't eat. He'll be happy.
Purred by: Colette Sidonie-Samantha (Catster Member)

March 1st 2012 at 11:44 pm

Pipo, whose side are you on? MOL! BTW, 2:00 AM: I'm still hungry! Looks like I'm getting a Mirtazapine pill tomorrow.

Timo, I don't like that canned food so much and Mom won't (can't) give me anything different.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

March 2nd 2012 at 1:31 am

MOL, I do that one too!
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73A (Catster Member)

March 2nd 2012 at 5:03 am

MOL!~ Colette, me 'n U r lotz alike~! I eat'z when I want'z 'n course Mallee be'z right there to clean up what I don't eat~!! Her eat'z ALL da time, ANYTIME~! I like to munch all nite, so mom keep'z me'z kibble bowl filled. Mallee love'z can foodage, so mom feed's her right fore bed time 'n I get da gravie'z~! YUMMY! Den least her not eat my kibble'z all nite long too~ MOL!! At least seem'z to werk'z fur us~!!
Purred by: Mietzi Katze (Catster Member)

March 2nd 2012 at 5:14 am

I know what you mean, Colette. Mom and I seem to have a language barrier sometimes. How much clearer can I say it? I want food now. MAU. What don't you understand? Then she bothers me and talks to me when I clearly have other things to do, like running zoomies or meditate.
Purred by: Laura W

March 2nd 2012 at 8:19 am

i am ocras, ba mhaith liom bia, an áit an bia ar aon nós

and ta reely make stuff interestin...turn up de ray do oh !!!

=^..^=
Purred by: Kaci Sunshine - Beloved Angel (Catster Member)

March 2nd 2012 at 8:27 am

OMC Colette! Your mommy sounds like my mommy!

All I ever hear is:

Kaci, here's your din-din.
Kaci, eat your din-din!
Kaci, eat!
Kaci, come back here and eat!
Kaci, you didn't eat enough! You can't live on only a few mouthfuls - come back here and EAT!
Kaci, don't you like what I gave you? Would you like something else?
Kaci, EAT! Please?
Kaci, PLEASE EAT! PLEASE!
Kaci, if you don't eat your din-din, I'm giving you medication to make you eat! So please eat your din-din!

MOL!

Love,
Kaci
Purred by: Mietzi Katze (Catster Member)

March 2nd 2012 at 4:35 pm

Tabbies: Huch ???

Kaci, my Mom has a trick. If I walk away from my food, she puts the dish right in front of my nose, whereever I am ... repeatedly. Sometimes I start eating again that way. That means I get to eat in bed sometimes, MOL.
Purred by: Minuette (Catster Member)

March 2nd 2012 at 8:05 pm

My Mom has found that if she tries to feed me at any other time than when I ask to be fed, I won't eat any canned food, so I have her waiting on me hand and foot during the morning and the evening. I've trained her well . . .
Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

March 3rd 2012 at 2:46 am

I think I've had this conversation with mommy before... only I'm the one trapped in the bedroom!
Purred by: Colette Sidonie-Samantha (Catster Member)

March 4th 2012 at 9:47 pm

>^..^<

I got the medicine to make me eat today. Mom said it looked like if she wasn't quick enough with the canned food I would take her leg instead. (I usually don't want to eat the canned food.)
Purred by: Mietzi

March 5th 2012 at 6:55 am



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