February 25th 2012 12:20 am
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Don’t follow Mom into the kitchen in the dark. She dang near killed me.
I was innocently waiting in the dark by the cabinet where she stores the kibble. I was a good girl. You know, nice and quiet…. She filled her mug with water, popped open the microwave to put the cup in, and let out a stifled shriek just as the light in the microwave came on.
Then I felt it: Niagra Falls.
Anybody got a towel?
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Poor Colette. Your Mom owes you big time.
whatz a matter with yur mom...her never seed a kitteh hidin in de corner in de dark, reddy to pounce ore attack coz we get "those eyes" onlee ta dash outta de kitshun N magically appear in another room like we teleported R selves sew we can hide wear NO ONE will ever finds uz in a bazillion yeers after we haz stared at de same spot ona blank wall til all de peepuls in de houz iz creeped out.....
What an indignity to your purrson!
Did you shake the rest of it on your Mom's legs? MOL!
Humans are defective. Really. I don't know who designed them. Can't see in the dark, don't have ANY whiskers to feel stuff with before they bump into it. Honestly, how do they live like that. Hope your pretty fur is dry by now.
I'm so sorry, Colette! I hope your Mom gave you a snuggle after she toweled you off. My Mom has a similar problem when we weave around her legs as she walks to try to slow her down, and she either trips and smooshes us, or steps on a paw. Really, they can be so uncoordinated sometimes . . .
Humans, they're so uncoordinated!
OH MY CATNESS! How COULD she do that to you? Mommies should ALWAYS know where kitties are, aren't we important enough for them to worship and obsess over 24 hours a day?
Mol, Tabbies that is awesome!! And we agree that humans are uncoordinated, they shouldn't have to ask where we are, they should know!
Poor Colette! Yeah, I scared our Mama, too, last night when she woke up, hearing something in the attic. The something in the attic was no doubt a mouse, but what scared her was that when she shone her flashlight around towards the noise, she caught the glare of my eyes up where I was sitting ON THE TOP of the stove, as close as I could get to the gnawing noise - hehehe! Hey - I'm just doing my job and seeing they don't come in our living quarters!
She toweled me off, I got extra snuggles and extra kibble for the whole sorry affair. MOL! Sh... don't tell anyone. Most of it missed me!