January 15th 2012 2:11 pm
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I have been trying to get the attention of a certain ladycat named Samoa, not so much because I wanted the public recognition of being named a Dreamboat, but because I want her to think I'm dreamy! Well, apparently, she does, because she just named me as Dreamboat #51! I am so incredibly excited and honored! I am just a shy guy that appreciates a gorgeous ladycat like Samoa, and I am flattered that she noticed me! Yiiiippppeeee!
March 6th 2011 6:38 am
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I am officially a Dreamboat Wannabe! Every mancat in our family has been honored by the spectacularly beautiful Samoa's Dreamboat list...except for me! I blame my photographer. I asked her to take some newer photos of me being as dreamy as possible. I just uploaded some photos that showcase my dreamy green eyes and soft white hands.
I know the Dreamboat ship has sailed for this year, but I am lobbying for a spot on next year's list for sure!
November 18th 2010 6:12 pm
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For some reason, my fur on my back got a mat. Then that mat got a mat and formed a bigger mat. Then that mat got another mat. Pretty soon, I had a big ball of wadded fur on my back that looked like a big handle. I don't allow ANY human physical contact, so it just kept getting bigger. Mommy wanted to take me to get it removed, but I am basically a wild animal that can't be picked up and put into the carrier. At least not with some serious time and effort. Then my mat got so bad that Mommy was too embarrassed to take me. I know that sounds terrible. Finally, she realized I was suffering and needed to see the doctor, no matter how hard it was.
And it was hard. It took forever to get me caught. But finally Daddy caught me and threw me in a box. When Mommy was carrying the box full of me, she said, "Butters, oh my God! You smell horrible!" I rode in the car next to Mouse, and he was like..."Dude, seriously!" But I can't help it if I have odors! I was TERRIFIED all day.
The vet made me feel sleepy, and when I woke up, my handle was all gone. My fur had been washed and brushed. I was still scared, but excited by the sensation of shorter nails and a normal coat.
When I got home, I trotted all over the house and showed everyone my new look. Every cat wanted to sniff the new me. Mommy says I look so handsome!
When Daddy got home, he said I sure did get a better haircut than Mouse did. Ha! That will teach Mouse about teasing me about my formerly smelly self!
I am so happy and excited, but I must rest and sleep some more. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my handle-free life.
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