August 4th 2005 7:08 am
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Now there is a new situation, even worse! A few days ago I decided it would be great fun to sneak into the "forbidden room" and terrorize the roommate's cat Zippy. Well, I certainly did succede in terrorizing her, but she managed to get me in the eyes somehow. I thought I'd just be cool about it, like I was just squinting as a fashion statement. Mom wasn't fooled. Now I am stuck wearing the dreaded "lamp shade" and I get my eyes gooed 4 x a day. The other cats are all smirking at me, seeing me brought down to such an idignant state. What next?