September 26th 2006 8:17 pm
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I am so glad autumn is finally here! Now that my secret love of wearing dresses is out in the open, I am anticipating dressing in the latest fall fashions this season. Mommy put a sparkly can-can dress on me last night. To be honest, I wasn't too impressed with it. The straps were a little large for me. Where is Patchez? I think it was designed for a bigger "girl" (...oh sorry! was that catty of me? hee hee).
Mommy told me she found a new store that she thinks will provide many exciting ensembles for me. She said she found a royal purple cape with sparkles. Why didn't you just buy it Mommy? She also said she found a cheerleader outfit for Patchez (gasp! choke! wheeze! Rolling on the floor with laughter) ahem. Anyways, not that I'm concerned with what my chubby sister wears, but...wait a minute.....yes I am! She is far too round for such an ensemble! Only someone as lithe and limber as myself could pull off such a daring choice of coutoure.
I'm just trying to save Patchez from making unfortunate fashion decisions. I wouldn't want anyone laughing at her. You know how sensitive she is.
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