I Love My Mommy More Than Anything!

I'm Just A Crazy Kitty!!!

May 18th 2009 2:57 pm
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Oooohhh, Mommy got SO MAD at me the other day 'cause I trotted right into her bedroom, jumped up on the bed, turned my little white butt around and PEEEEEEED on her curtains. An' since her bed is right up against the window, that means her blankies got all wet, too. She wasn't too happy...she tried to squirt me with water, but I was too fast for her, heh heh heh!!! I scrambled into the livin' room and attacked the cat trees like a crazy kitty and she came out of her room with a bunch of blankies and the curtains, yelling "I DON'T JUST DO LAUNDRY, I DO INSANE CAT LAUNDRY!!!"

Yeah, I was feelin' pretty good. I'm not sure why she got so mad, I'm just tellin' all the other kitties that SHE'S MY MOMMY AND NOBODY ELSE'S MOMMY AND I WANT HER ALL TO MYSELF, NO OTHER KITTIES CAN HAVE HER. I peed it there before, and it shoulda stayed like that, but nooooooo, SOME OTHER KITTIES had to pee right over it, so I had to re-do it. I can't have any other kitties thinkin' they're Mommy's One And Only Dandy-Lion!!! There's just no way, Dude. And besides, I don't even know what laundry is, but it must not be very much fun, 'cause she only yells when she isn't having very much fun. Luckily, that's not too often, otherwise, we'd all go deaf or somethin'.

 
 

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Purred by: Timmy Tomcat DB #122a (Catster Member)

May 4th 2013 at 5:33 am

Oh this is a long time ago but I bet you are marking to let somecat outside know you are the boss cat.
Purrs
Timmy


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