thoughts of a demon kitten
November 22nd 2009 4:39 pm
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Last week I got a BOO BOO on my back foot. Mommy couldn't figure it out because she thought I was getting all better and then I licked it open and there was blood all over the place. She called the vet and they said they were really busy but if she could drop me off, they would squeeze me in someplace. Eight hours later Mommy was hopping mad and went back to see what was going on. She was pretty sure they had not touched me at all and it was going to be the last time we ever went there. Because they did this with Kira last year and she couldn't believe she was dumb enough to leave me after what happened that time. Kira came home way sicker than she went in. But Mom thinks the doctor sneaked in and saw me real quick so she would calm down and not kill anybody and pay them lots of money. (It was not Wed so our regular doctor was not there) He shaved my foot and cleaned the boo boo. The tech told her that he said that I had a bite that had abcessed. A hole went all the way through. A bite? Mommy doesn't know which of my sisters would do that to me and I am not a tattletale so I am not saying. I am such a love bug and I don't bother anybody so why would anybody bite my foot? She thinks it's Maggie because she's a silly kitten and plays too hard sometimes. I'm not saying nothin'.......
October 20th 2009 3:09 pm
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August 11th 2009 11:48 am
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I have a little problem with Giardia again so we all have to take the yucky medicine AGAIN. Everybody else runs like heck to hide when the medicine bottles come out but not me. I sit patiently at Mommy's feet and wait my turn. Then I still don't run away even though it's yucky. Mommy says I am either the sweetest cat on earth or else dumb as a box of rocks. But I know Mommy is just trying to make me well. She had to take all of the litterboxes out and scour them and the floor and wall tiles with bleach on Sunday because of my stinky butt. But this time she cleaned one box really well and brought it right back and put it in the hallway while she did the rest so we wouldn't have to go without. Y'know what? Just having the security of knowing it was there was all we needed. Nobody used it at all!! Anyway, Mommy says I had this naughty phase where I was always looking for trouble but now that I am almost grown I am just the happiest and most lovable girl in the house.
July 20th 2009 3:16 pm
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Today my Mommy took all of the litterboxes outside to clean them really good. Now, I appreciate a clean potty but you can't just do that without telling us first. I was very confused at first and then I just REALLY had to pee VERY VERY bad. I looked in the potty room....no potty. I looked in all of the other rooms...still no potty. Then she brought in the canister of litter so I sat on top of that to let her know I had to go. Then she got out the vacuum monster to clean up all the litter on the floor. Ok Mom..I'm trying really hard to hold it but I took a big drink when you put that nice cold water in the bowl earlier. Then in came the first box all nice and clean. Mommy put one cupful of litter in and I dove right in the box. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Please don't do that again Mommy or I will have to pee on your shoes.
May 29th 2009 9:28 am
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So here's how my morning went. I love canned cat food. I mean, I REALLY love it. When Mommy is opening the can in the morning I dance all over the place meowing. "meow, meow, meow" I just lose my mind because I get so excited to get my breakfast. But I do this every morning so you would think everybody would be used to it by now, right? But this morning, Chelsea starts to look at me funny like it's really bugging her. She gets this really ticked off look on her face but I don't notice it because I am still going crazy about the food. Mommy is taking too long. Then out of nowhere... BAM... Chelsea smacks the heck out of me. And I just sit there in a daze looking around like I have no idea what just happened. I was not hurt. But why would she do that? But then Mommy put the food down and I forgot all about it. But I still think Mommy should have yelled at Chelsea for being mean. I didn't mean to bother anyone. I was just being ME.
April 9th 2009 1:09 pm
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Mommy took me to the vet yesterday and she LEFT me there!!! First she was hugging me and smooching me while we waited for the lady and then she tried to look under my tail to make sure my butt was clean so I growled at Mommy which seemed to make her mad. So then the lady took me and Mommy went home. (note to self: don't growl at Mommy ever again or bad things happen) So then I stayed all day but I don't really remember much. I got to come home at 4 o'clock and Mommy seemed very happy to see me. Dr. Hulse said that everybody is paranoid when one of Mommy's girls has surgery. They know that Mommy is crazy about us and nobody takes any chances that something bad will happen. They could not call her until they were sure I was all the way awake and doing good. My belly hurts a little bit and I napped all day today. I only played a little bit but I feel ok. I'm just a little tired and sore. Hopefully Mommy won't let them do anything like that again. She said they did it because she loves me. But I'm still not sure.
January 22nd 2009 11:16 am
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I was just looking at my page and I saw that when I first came home Mom said I was the sweetest kitten. That's really funny because now she tells everybody that I am the demon child of the family. Yesterday when we went to the vet she had the tech cracking up telling her how bad I am and how deceiving my cute little face is because I am evil. I don't think they believed her. Last night I was really sleepy from all the shots and Mom said it was the happiest day all month. i am bad bad bad and I bug my big sisters all day long. I climb up Mommy's leg like she is a tree when she is washing dishes or putting on makeup. And I love food. ALL FOOD!! Food makes me crazy. If Mommy tries to eat in the living room I keep jumping up and sticking my head in her plate until she gets so mad that she just can't enjoy her food. (that's what she gets for eating in front of the tv) Mommy even got rid of the coffee table because she just can't take it anymore. And when she opens a can of food for us kitties, I run around screaming at the top of my lungs until she puts that plate down. Food food...give me food! Give it to me now! Where is the food?!
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