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Coloration: Tortie-Lynx Point
Likes: Suing people, money, politics, tummy rubs, nose kissies, face smashing, post-it notes, Daddy's boxes from work, neck scratches, drinking water, and chicken flavored baby food!
Pet-Peeves: Losing cases, being late to court, lenient judges, hairdryers, car trips, the dishwasher, the coffeemaker, and taking medicine.
Favorite Toy: PDA, Blackberry, cell phone. Orange shoestring! But I also like my mousy (Monsieur Roquefort) and paper balls.
Favorite Nap Spot: On top of my kitty condo or next to my human.
Favorite Food: Life's Abundance and chicken flavored baby food.
Skills: Litigation. Also, high fives, on-demand kisses, and standing up like a bear.
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story: Excuse me, I am an empowered young woman and I have no need t0 participate in the patriarchal tradition of needing "guardians". You absolutely disgust me.
[S: Wendy came to live with us in August 2008 from Indigo Rags in northern California. She has two sisters, Tierra del Fuego and Cinnamon (who will be one of the foundation queens in the UK); and two brothers, Gaia and Hobbes (who was featured in Cat Fancy magazine).]
Bio: Good afternoon. My name is Gwendolyn T. Feline III, Esquire. I would prefer that you not call me "Wendy"--it's such a crude vulgarization of my name. I am a Seal Silver Tortie Lynx Point cat...and yes, those aren't highlights, that's my real hair color. Suggest otherwise and I WILL sue you for defamation! I was born in Cambridgeshire, England and attended Christ Church college at Oxford. After I received my B.A. I went on to earn my Bachelor of Civil Law (B.C.L.) at Oxford as well as my B.Phil at Cambridge. I am currently a partner at the law firm of Muhraowh, Merrr, and Feline, LLP. My hobbies include Falconry (i.e. playing with Da Bird), eating fine French cuisine (such as Gerber), and receiving deep tissue massages (under my neck and my stomach) at my favorite spa. I have no time for boyfriends or the like. Bother me too much and I WILL sue you! If you would like to meet with me please forward your business card and information to my personal assistants, S and A.
Lives Remaining: 9 of 9
Forums Motto: I WILL sue you!
The Groups I'm In: PETS for OBAMA, Ragamuffin Sweeties
I think my humans are planning on replacing me! Okay, not replace, but....they keep talking about how they want to get another kitty. Shan keeps saying things that make it sound like she wants another cat for me--ha! As if. I don't need a "playmate". I'm doing very fine on my own, thank you very much! What if it wants to--ugh--snuggle with me? GROSS. Apparently this new cat they like, Sadie, has a sister named Izzy that looks exactly like me. Yeah right! She is SO much uglier than me--I feel offended! Yuck, just look at them: http://www.serendippitymuffins.com/kitten.html EWWWW.
This morning, my big sisters took me to the vet for alteration. I was really hungry all morning because they hid my food after 10:30 last night! When we got to the vet's office, the nurse said I was so pretty and that I looked like a cottonball. The nurse just called my sister Ani and said that I came out of surgery just fine! I have to stay in the hospital overnight, but tomorrow morning I get to go home. I know my family is missing me! I'm already looking forward to putting some scratches on their leather sofas in retaliation. ^_^
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