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Sneeeek Attacks..MOL

June 21st 2011 10:59 am
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I ama soooooooooooooooooooooo good! I bees the bestest Ninja around!
Ole Blue Boy wassa layin ona the livin room floors ona his ole fat back, paws ina the airs ana soooooooo realxed, snorin aways...Big Mama wassa on 1 couch, Mama Elise ina her gamin chair..I creeps ina alla sweet ana nice like..belly crawlin up 2 ole Blue Boy..Mama Elise said What are you up to Rose. Leave Loki alone.
I gives her my purty eyes ana chirps ana creeps closer ana gets rite up 2 his ole front paw..I streches my nose towards his ole stinkeee paw ana sniffs slowly..Big Mama says Miss Nasty, don't you dare bite him! I ignores her ana keeps on sniffin...Then I slowly draws back, ana settles myself downs, tucks my paws under mees ana closes my purty blue eyes ana pretends 2 bees a settlin in 4 a naps..Mama Elise ana Big Mama issa wachin us ana just as Big Mama says Oh how sweet, they are going to nap together I makes my moves! Like lightenin from above I strikes ole Blue Boy! witha my Ginja Ninja Mite! I jumps ona hims ana rolls him alla over the floors ana into the bedroom! He issa screamin like a little babee ana I am laffin ana laffin! I hears Big M sayin it wassa 2 good 2 bees trues ana Mama Elise issa laffin ana sayin you rock Rose!
I do 2!
MOL..Then Ole Blue Boy runs 2 Big M ana she carries that fat ole thing 2 the kitchen ana feeds him..Mama Elise finds me ina the top bed ona the cat tree where I bees a waitin..she gives mees sum yummy tuna ana tells mee juss how AWESOME I bees!
I am 2!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Luvs
Miz Rose

 
Purred by: Worlds Coolest Jaffa Who LHL (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 6:10 pm

That explains the ghastly chill that woke me from my midsummer night's dream.
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 6:28 pm

Good job keeping him in line!
Purred by: Sweets (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 7:26 pm

Brilliant! I wrote some of your finer attack points down. I'd like to teach Gabby some of your refined Ninja tactics. We've got a 'big'un' to bring down and I'm going to need all the help I can muster.
Purred by: Miz Rose, THE Ginja Ninja (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 7:35 pm

We grrrrl cats gotta stick togethers! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH s ana Smackeees 4 alla them naaaaaasteeee ole boy cats!
Purred by: Toby has married Miz Rose (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 8:08 pm

Roseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no smakees fur meeeeeeeeeeeeee,you bees just the best ninja efurr MOL MOL
I loves you Roseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
MWAH Tobeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Purred by: Gypsy (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 9:39 pm

I need to learn how to do that to Blizzard
Purred by: Sobe (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 9:48 pm

I got Tigger this morning,too! My claws are trimmed,but you should have seen the Tigger fur on the floor! The Dad Guy wasn't too happy with me though......
Purred by: Cali (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 9:49 pm

GINJA NINJA RULZ!!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Purred by: Harriet (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 11:18 pm

Ohhhh Miz Rose!!!! I have never ever attacked my brofur!!! I know you are a mighty ninja and I don't have any of your skills. Why do you attack your brofurs? Should I be attacking Ozzy?
Purred by: Miz Rose, THE Ginja Ninja (Catster Member)

June 22nd 2011 at 12:50 am

Oh Miz Harriet you bees 2 nice 2 bees attackin poor Ozzy..
Ana he seems kinda nice 4 an ole boy cat...
BUT! grrrrl cats who has them naaaaasteeeee ole boy cat brothers, IT BEES ON!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!
Purred by: Kristina R

June 22nd 2011 at 3:28 am

MOL MOL!! You's are to Pawsome Rose!! You's so sneaky!!

 

Miz Rose, THE Ginja Ninja


 

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