September 11th 2011 7:20 am
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Boy cats playing pirates
set sail in on a sunny day
they took some fish
they took some ale
meowing who wants to play?
grrrl cats, real pirates
heard those fateful words
they took the fish
they took the ale
never drawing their swords!
Meows 2 the wise, and also naaaaaasteeeee ole boy CATS..
September 7th 2011 11:46 am
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I plays tag.
1 - Your Meowmy or Dad is asleep and you are furry hungry; You would...
Slaps thems awake with my Ninja paws of fureeees! Ana a loud WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
2- You are furry sleepy and are sleeping on a top ledge; Meowmy would say...
Uh ohs Miz Rose is waitin 4 sumthin 2 attacks..MOL
3 - You saw a dog who wants to chase something; what's the furry furst thing you would you say or do?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Then I gives that ole smelleee doggeeee my Ninja swatteees!
4. Your Meowmy wants you to stop tearing the furniture. You would...
Tells Big Mama 2 bees glad it aint her I bees a clawin!
5. Your Kitty Kat emergency box, full of fur fashions, is locked. Oh No! You would...
First off, I hassa no sillee girly stuffs lock in sum ole sillee box but iffin I did I would just screech WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! ana it woulds unlocks...MOL
Iffin you bees brave enufs 2 read this then you bees tagged!
THE Ginja Ninja
(I luvs you TOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!)
June 21st 2011 10:59 am
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I ama soooooooooooooooooooooo good! I bees the bestest Ninja around!
Ole Blue Boy wassa layin ona the livin room floors ona his ole fat back, paws ina the airs ana soooooooo realxed, snorin aways...Big Mama wassa on 1 couch, Mama Elise ina her gamin chair..I creeps ina alla sweet ana nice like..belly crawlin up 2 ole Blue Boy..Mama Elise said What are you up to Rose. Leave Loki alone.
I gives her my purty eyes ana chirps ana creeps closer ana gets rite up 2 his ole front paw..I streches my nose towards his ole stinkeee paw ana sniffs slowly..Big Mama says Miss Nasty, don't you dare bite him! I ignores her ana keeps on sniffin...Then I slowly draws back, ana settles myself downs, tucks my paws under mees ana closes my purty blue eyes ana pretends 2 bees a settlin in 4 a naps..Mama Elise ana Big Mama issa wachin us ana just as Big Mama says Oh how sweet, they are going to nap together I makes my moves! Like lightenin from above I strikes ole Blue Boy! witha my Ginja Ninja Mite! I jumps ona hims ana rolls him alla over the floors ana into the bedroom! He issa screamin like a little babee ana I am laffin ana laffin! I hears Big M sayin it wassa 2 good 2 bees trues ana Mama Elise issa laffin ana sayin you rock Rose!
I do 2!
MOL..Then Ole Blue Boy runs 2 Big M ana she carries that fat ole thing 2 the kitchen ana feeds him..Mama Elise finds me ina the top bed ona the cat tree where I bees a waitin..she gives mees sum yummy tuna ana tells mee juss how AWESOME I bees!
I am 2!
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