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The Adventures of Redd Catt

Man Up and Take Control at the vets

May 4th 2010 4:09 pm
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I have read several diaries of my friends who are terrified of the vet visit. Tigger even gave voice in song to his fears...
BOYS! Man up already!
My vet is terrified to see my large and in charge self come thru their door!
I bite!
I hiss!
I spray pee and poop!
I cant claw because I was declawed, but I can slap with my huge calloused old mitts!
Thermometers? I have slapped three away to see them break on the floor!
Got one in my 'back door'? Get ready for poop projectiles!
Shots? I let them get close then I BITE!
Liquid medicines? I DARE you to put your hand near my mouth again!
Got the medicine in did you? OOPS..flojectile vomiting! Oh yes, did I mention I like to bite?
They don heavy gloves and come bearing treats to try to calm me with!
I do not give in! I bare my 11 year old fangs and show them the mighty Tiger I am!
Now slap yourselves in the face and be Real Man Cats!
Now I am off to nap, us old furts need our rest.

Purred by: Teebo - Angel Dreamboat #66 (Catster Member)

May 4th 2010 at 5:14 pm

I wish I was as brave as you! Sounds like your vet visits are quite an adventure for all involved!
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

May 4th 2010 at 5:50 pm

Wow, you all are my new heroes!
Purred by: Oliver (Catster Member)

May 4th 2010 at 5:51 pm

Mum sez she recawl habbin' to don dem gloves wiff kitties at dah vets. She werr nebber afeared uv kitties wiff attytoods like yu haz, she wood tawk sweet to dem, dey wood hiss at her, dey wood poop an' pee an' she wood still luv dem, cuz she kno' dat deep down, dey luved her too!!! She haz sum skarrs uv bites an' skratches. She cawl dem luv marks!!
Purred by: Kristina R

May 4th 2010 at 6:25 pm

I I Sir Redd Catt!! I's will buck up!! I's haven't had to haves a thermometer in my behind but Missy has she said it's not funs and she meowed and meowed!!

Purred by: Baci a Red *Angel* (Catster Member)

May 5th 2010 at 3:08 pm

Oh my OH MY that's my beloved Rough & Tough & Large & In Charge MAN CAT Fursband ! Nobody's going to monkey around in his air space!
Purred by: Yolo "Cowboy Kitty Angel" (Catster Member)

May 5th 2010 at 3:09 pm

Sounds like a rodeo roundup for herding cats when you're at that Vet place!


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