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Coloration: Blue Smoke
Likes: Myself, then my cat tower. My mom who feeds me. Being groomed. I love being groomed
Pet-Peeves: No respect, my adoptive brother The Count, the vacuum cleaner which may be a sand devil, not sure yet.
Favorite Toy: My pipe cleaners and water. I love water. I have my very own oasis in my moms garden tub, which is MINE!.
Favorite Nap Spot: mom's bed..then my man position on the couch, where I am king.
Favorite Food: anything exspensive in tiny cans
Skills: I am Pharoah. I am leashed trained so I can visit Petsmart.
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story: I was born in a wall with my siblings at my adoptive parents business, or so my brother Chef Rooster says. I KNOW I am from the ancient sands of Egypt. However I was born along with him and came to be living in our home in the country with 4 other rescued cats who are my subjects. I am awaiting the construction of my very own pyramid to begin. In the meantime I rule my household and enjoy life to the fullest.
Bio: Loki truly thinks he is a king. He is lovable tho, but a very demanding kind of fellow. He follows the Golden Cat Rule # 1. If I see it and I want it, it is MINE!. He loves the water. He will play in his automatic water dish for hours then bring soaking wet toys to you, mostly at night. He must be loved constantly, if you sit down he will jump on your lap to be petted, he will head but you if you are not petting fast enuf. He is sociable, no one is a stranger.
But our home would not be the same without him and Rooster.
Lives Remaining: 9 of 9
Forums Motto: Is My Pyramid Finished Yet?
The Groups I'm In: Fancypants Cafe, Nascar Cat, Calling All Chefs, Cats Who Drink From the Glass!, Feliway® Felines, For The Love Of Pipe Cleaners, Kool-Kat Hangout, LOKI'S THE WORD, Multiple Cat households!!!, Pagan Pets and Familiars, Pen Paws, Royal Canin® Felines, Soft on Cats. Hard on Fleas., The FURminator® Group For Cats, The Hazel Lucy Appreciation Society, The Pampered kitty's group, UNCLE WILSON'S KITTY TAILS, ~~~*♥Dog Park USA♥*~~~
The Last Forum I Posted In: Oct 24th Baci & Redd Catt Get Hitched Italian Style - YO
I've Been On Catster Since:
Greetings My Loyal Friends
As you know, we have a new tent with a loooooooong tunnel. Pawsome right?
You do not share a home with IT!
I was checking out the tunnel.
I was half way in.
Thinking this was going to be so much fun!
Thinking Happy Pharoah thoughts!
I look around.
I saw a shadow slinking along the outer walls of the tunnel.
My blood froze!
My heart stopped!
IT!
I looked back, and there IT was, sitting in the mouth of the tunnel!
Grinning and those awful red eyes glowing like fiery embers!
'Hey blue boy' IT said
I could not reply.
I had no spit in my mouth.
I looked ahead of me, into the tent!
Aha!
A door lead out of the tent, that had now possibly become my tomb!
' You think you can run fast enuf blue boy?' IT asked in that soft voice.
I turned to look back.
IT was gone.
Just that fast.
My head was swimming!
I turned fearfully, trying to breathe!
I looked into the tent.
There IT stood, looking into the tunnel at me.
Laughing!
'BOO!'
I may have fainted.
I dont remember.
The next thing I know is Mamma is in the tent, looking into the tunnel at me and says, laughing,
' Kinda spooky in there isnt it Lokster.?'
Spooky?
Spooky?
OMC!
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Greetings Loyal Friends
I have my purry own way of guarding the dry food so it is all MINE.
I get my mousie or pipecleaner or both, soaking wet. I then place one in the Fancy Feast fish dish and one in the Purina One salmon dish. Then I eat out of the other dishes. The other cats will not touch the dry food with my guards on them, so the food is all MINE!
Till Mamma comes along and says 'Lokster why?'
I say 'Because I am Pharoah, Mamma.'
Does the woman listen?
NO!
She removes my guards and refills the dishes and tells me to 'stop putting your toys in the food dishes, the other cats cant eat, Lokster'
I meow 'DUH'.
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Oh my friend and twin, Tate, the Cuppycake King has his purry own cuppycakes in The Kitchen over at Calling All Chefs..Check them out..
http://www.catster.com/forums/groups/thread/646901/la st
Bastet's Blessings
Pharoah Loki
Greetings Loyal Friends
Chef is doomed.
He has a girlfriend.
She is nice and all.
But she is a g i r l.
He is walking around all, what was that word on my favorite Disney movie?
AH!
Twitterpated!
I cant have a Twitterpated Chef cooking My Royal Meals!
He might poison me!
Not on purrpose, but becasue he is Twitterpated.
I mean look at RC, he gets that zoned out look (no it is not old age senility creeping up on him, not yet.) and starts drooling (ok that might be old age senility) and falls off his blanket aand lays on the floor sighing and saying Baci, Mrs Redd Catt..Baci..
Now Chef will be preparing meals and go off into a Twitterpated state of mind, and hey, he could fall into the meatloaf or something!
Or give the wrong measurments in The Kitchen and some other poor cat will be poisoned.
Or get in The Zone and the mushroom people will get him!
I am just worried is all.
I will not have IT, Rose, preparing my meals. I know she would poison me!
My Royal Fur may be falling out now, due to worry!
Oh the felininity of it all!
Bastet's Blessings
Pharoah Loki
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