June 3rd 2012 9:39 pm
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you load 16 tons
and what do you get
another day older
and deeper in debt
....ok, this joke is going around about me because my person decided to put me on the scales for a weigh in. there seemed to be some debate over whether I'd topped out or maybe I was still expanding. looks like I'm a respectable 16 pounds. I carry my weight well. I still jump on top of furniture like a 2 pound kitten! It's the fluffy fur that makes me look larger than life. I'm really just filling-out. I do wish they would quit singing the '16 TON' song to me.
September 12th 2011 9:30 pm
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ah, grooming. the licking, the stroking, the endless care for my glorious coat. focused like a laser-beam on my grooming. My impressive tail, my imposing mane. It all needs constant attention. my fav person JEDI seems to really understand my grooming habits: he lets me curl up in the sink while he takes a steamy shower. JEDI even puts a towel in the sink so my fur won't get muddled with toothpaste. When JEDI is drying off and getting dressed, he pets me and gives me loves. Sometimes, I stay in the sink for hours after a good grooming. Sooner or later, I'll get moved for the convienece of a human. Apparently, they use my sink for running water. If they lay that towel back across the sink, I'll retake my power position. I pretty much own this bathroom.
September 3rd 2010 8:29 pm
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Yeah, well, just step around me. I like to hang out in the middle of the kitchen floor. Sometimes I like to lay in the hallway and stretch out from tip to tail. My people seem to view this lounging habit as an inconvience and try to move me to a pre-determined cat sleeping area. Sure, it's got fluffy stuffing and I'm in no danger of getting trampled. But it's not my selected area! As soon as they walk away, I return to my previous location and spread out my enourmous body. I keep hoping that they'll get the message and let me be a cat. I do it all the time when they're not around, anyway.
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