October 27th 2008 8:09 pm
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SHREDDER!!!

When you hear this, you think paper, right? Well, I shred fun gold strings. My mom had just bought a new gold string that she said was her new favorite, and to keep it from me, she put it around her neck. She wore it for many days, and I admired it every day whenever I cuddled up near her neck. Then one day my luck changed! She took it off and put in on the shelf next to her desk. As she was on the computer, I silently climbed up on to the shelf and SWAT!, it went flying off! ALL mine...except that it landed in that pesky little slot on that box that she calls a shredder, but that I think makes way too much noise. Anyway, mom heard it and jumped up. Darn, she sees it too! What am I going to do? She said something about tweezers, turns around, and I saw my chance...I can get it before she does! I jumped down, perfectly landing on that weird button on top. Darn! The weird box is making that horrible sound again...mom screamed, Dad came running in and laughed. Then she opened the noisy box and cried...I was a little sad too. That fun gold string was now in tiny bits, too small to be any fun. I trotted out of the room and that is when dad gave me the new nickname.....Shredder.