The Average Joe Cat Show

I will be defending my Monster Cat title on May 10th..yesssss! You Seattle types should come by. hey, there's still time to enter!

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I'm 6!

Geez, when did I get so old? Thankfully, I'm all white so you can't see my gray hairs! LOLZ

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I- am.

Lookit me! First place at the Average Joe Cat Show. OK, first place in the Monster Cat competition..but hey, I'm the WINNA. Lookit my ribbon!

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BWAHAHA! POOP NUGGETS!!

Oooooh man, I'm still laughing.

I'm a big guy, so I have a tendency to kick...uh..things out of the litter box. Welp, I kicked out a poop nugget and when the human woke up to feed me (after many minutes of harrassment at 5AM)..she stepped on it!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Hoo-LAIR.

Hey Fatty..

can you show me where you barfed this morning? I gotta clean it up. And I heard you, so don't deny it.

Thanks,
The Human

Over 1,000 Views?

Me? I believe at least 700 of those "VIEWS" are from the human checking up on me. Heh.

Props to the workin' felines..

This is a KILLA site..

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Cats all over the world workin' hard for the crunchies. I don't envy them a bit! I was made for laziness.

Toilet training?

Would this really work?

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The prescription food is starting to pique my interest. Not the wet stuff though. That's nasty.

I TOLD YOU!

All of my tests came back normal...well, except I have "elevated liver enzymes". I'm sure we'll get that fixed. I am enjoying the tuna every day -- better than that nasty prescription food. The vet keeps saying that I can only eat prescription food. Whatever. Yucky.

What???

*sigh* Went to the vet -- Dr. Baxter was NOT pleased that I GAINED 4 POUNDS. Oh man! I don't like to disappoint Dr. Baxter because she is what the human's guy friends call a "hottie". They took blood from me for tests. And they want me to eat this..ugh..prescription food. After some research, I've found that "light" food is FULL OF CARBS. Apparently, I am a TOTAL CARB ADDICT. There! I said it!

So, I get to enjoy a high protein diet, ala Atkins. Finally the human gave in and gave me some tuna, because I know she tried to fool me by mixing the gross prescription food with my tasty "light" food. It didn't work! HA HA!

I get my test results back tomorrow. I'm as healthy as a horse! And as big as one too. Hmph.