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The Average Joe Cat Show

May 1st 2008 7:58 pm
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I will be defending my Monster Cat title on May 10th..yesssss! You Seattle types should come by. hey, there's still time to enter!



I'm 6!

February 17th 2008 3:35 pm
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Geez, when did I get so old? Thankfully, I'm all white so you can't see my gray hairs! LOLZ


I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I- am.

May 27th 2007 2:06 pm
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Lookit me! First place at the Average Joe Cat Show. OK, first place in the Monster Cat competition..but hey, I'm the WINNA. Lookit my ribbon!

Check out



April 14th 2006 4:25 pm
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Oooooh man, I'm still laughing.

I'm a big guy, so I have a tendency to kick...uh..things out of the litter box. Welp, I kicked out a poop nugget and when the human woke up to feed me (after many minutes of harrassment at 5AM)..she stepped on it!




Hey Fatty..

December 13th 2005 12:46 pm
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can you show me where you barfed this morning? I gotta clean it up. And I heard you, so don't deny it.

The Human


Over 1,000 Views?

November 12th 2005 10:51 am
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Me? I believe at least 700 of those "VIEWS" are from the human checking up on me. Heh.


Props to the workin' felines..

September 22nd 2005 1:17 pm
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This is a KILLA site..

Cats all over the world workin' hard for the crunchies. I don't envy them a bit! I was made for laziness.


Toilet training?

August 10th 2005 11:34 am
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Would this really work?

The prescription food is starting to pique my interest. Not the wet stuff though. That's nasty.



August 3rd 2005 9:49 am
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All of my tests came back normal...well, except I have "elevated liver enzymes". I'm sure we'll get that fixed. I am enjoying the tuna every day -- better than that nasty prescription food. The vet keeps saying that I can only eat prescription food. Whatever. Yucky.



July 31st 2005 5:18 pm
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*sigh* Went to the vet -- Dr. Baxter was NOT pleased that I GAINED 4 POUNDS. Oh man! I don't like to disappoint Dr. Baxter because she is what the human's guy friends call a "hottie". They took blood from me for tests. And they want me to eat this..ugh..prescription food. After some research, I've found that "light" food is FULL OF CARBS. Apparently, I am a TOTAL CARB ADDICT. There! I said it!

So, I get to enjoy a high protein diet, ala Atkins. Finally the human gave in and gave me some tuna, because I know she tried to fool me by mixing the gross prescription food with my tasty "light" food. It didn't work! HA HA!

I get my test results back tomorrow. I'm as healthy as a horse! And as big as one too. Hmph.

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