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The Foster Roster

President Teddy's State of the Union Address: Peace- Negotiations.

I am hard at work trying to make peace with the three cats that live in this house. It started with Foster Minister Dad Human taking me around downstairs a few days ago for a sniff and greet of each of the permanent residents of this foreign land I find myself in. It felt at first like my trip to Africa; there was a water buffalo like gray cat; a sleek and dark running ibek; and a fuzzy, shy cowardly lion. But I greeted each with big purrs and even tried to rub noses with the black and white cat. But they were all less interested in meeting me. Growls and hisses the whole lot of them!

But today, Foster Minister Mom Human said that two of the cats were exploring the basement; the other was exploring the glassed in porch. Even Foster Human Dad Human was out of the house. So she let me explore the rest of the house on my own! Mostly I just wanted to let her know how happy I was to be our and about. So as she fixed dinner, I just ran around her legs; head butting , nose kissing, and rubbing along her pant legs. I purred at the top of my lungs and when she seemed to be distracted by onions or garlic; I gave her a loud yelp-chirp to get her attention.

I sure hope I can convince these three cats to let me hang out with them. And that I can convince these humans that they really need a fourth cat. But then again, you never know what the next adoption event will be like! I still have my paws crossed that that perfect human comes along... One less distracted by onions, garlic, and three other cats.

President Teddy's State of the Union Address: CHARGE!!!

I am pleased and excited to be here with my fellow Catsterians! It's truly a glorious room I'm occupying, and my plans include peaceful take over of the rest of this abode. Charge!!! But first it seems I must get out the door and past this big gray cat who likes to hiss at me. Hrmmm... Should I use my superb diplomacy skills and bring about peace like I did with those Russians and Japanese?! Or should I just use my cunning and guile to create a civil war and then plow through the jungle in a big trench?! Bully, I say!

No, for the moment I'm too busy purring and trying to meow my foster humans in here for more pets. It seems I'm completely and entirely addicted to human pets and ear scratches. It is quite difficult being this loving and dear all the time. Such is the life of a Teddy. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!

Kitten Room Update: Oops.

Apparently Teddy is coming over tonight and not yesterday... Sorry about that! Silly confused humans.