I Know...

Mom thinks I don't know. But I KNOW!! I know, but she doesn't know I know, because I know, subtly.

You know why?

Because, yeah, I'm getting a baby sister and her five kittens. They are ferals and she's going to keep them in the garage till they tame up a little bit. I can't believe this... The typist is so excited. The mom is some kind of a tabby non-Typist said. Her owner abandoned her and left her behind .... First a dog, now catS..... oh well, I'm glad the dog didn't come!

Just call me Sir Stink.. Stinky

Snuggles and Play

♥Play and Snuggles Time♥

Mom 'tress.. made me, the handsome king of the jungle, the KING ... WAIT for my turn to play. How... stupid! I shun her foolishness. No, really, I do. I'M NOT KIDDING EVERYONE. I DO!! I can't believe she did .. but I did get more snuggles than anyone else when it was snuggle time. I enjoyed it .. till she pet my head. I hate being pet on the head and she knows that!! Sheesh. But she does it anyway, doesn't she? It was kind of humiliating at the end of Snuggle Time .. she called me her cutie and sweet boy. Infront of the little devil freak & Prinny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was horrible. I didn't get much playtime but that's okay, I just wanted to eat, drink, tease the devil freak and get snuggles from Mom 'tress. I kind of laughed when Misty started to lick Prinny's face and Prin swatted her. Repeatedly!!

Just call me Sir Stink; Stinky

I Can't Believe I Have a Fiance..

I do, I do, it's true!! I do!!!! Ki, I love you forever!! You are brilliant, beautiful, fashionable, and I'm just a humble guy compared to you! I just .. am a king in my non-Catster aura! I love you Ki, I love you Ki, I love you, KIOSHI!!!!!! Muah .. I hope we can be forever together! You warm my heart! First, I was scared to meet you .. Then, I was scared to hug you .... Then, I was scared to kiss you, then, I was scared to say 'I Love You Ki' ... then, I was afraid to ask you to be my girlfriend, then I was afraid to ask you to marry me. Now, I'm afraid to lose you. You have my heart, my soul and my love!!!!


Just call me Sir Stink, Kioshi's Fiance....... (That sounds SO purrsome!)

She Better..

Mistressmom better delete this main picture off my stupid page. It's so embarrassing! Jubilee also sprinkled those stupid clovers over me and ran off .. or floated off, or flew off.. whatever. Then Mistressmom said that I wouldn't get pinched if I wore green. Sheesh right...

Just call me Sir Stink! Not Getting Pinched, Stinky

Cooking Spree

Mom 'tress cannot sleep so she went on a cooking spree in my own home. It smells good .. but it woke the king from his nap. The king is mad.

She made sweet strawberries (strawberries mixed in juice with sugar) and poured it over a bowl of vanilla ice cream, and then she is now making beef straganoff.. or whatever. I would care fur some of that beef straganoff (or whatever). though. It smells good. The arm on her chair also broke (the whole metal) so she has to use a kitchen chair. Poor her.. I'm mourning her loss ... boo hoo.

Don't really care about her loss, actually .. I just want somethin' to eat!

Just call me Sir Stink! Hungry Stinky

as an old man king..

1. I can sleep whenever I want & wherever I want to.
2. I can boss around Devil Girl. But still Prinny ignores me. sheesh.
3. I don't have to listen to my lowly servants (aka typists.)
4. I can--- *falls asleep....snores..drools..*

Umm, Princess here...he'll finish his stuff later. I swear he always does that!

Just call me Sir Stink! Stinky

Purrs! Stupid Dogs..

First I just want to purr out to all my kitty furiends..including Miles (I'm not furiends with you yet...but..) congratulations fur being Kitty of the Week, dude! You deserve it. Happy two decades, too! I'm only half a decade..wish I was younger... MOL

And now, stupid dogs.

Mom 'tress wakes up, looks out the window, Stupid dog number one Dotty is off. She looks out the door, stupid dog number two Lady is off.

Smart dog number one (and only) Screech is on.

Smart human number one goes out, smart human number two goes out. Smart human number one puts stupid dog number 1 on, and puts stupid dog number 2 on. Now, smart humans, stupid dogs and smart dog are all back in comfort.

That's my story of the day. Or somethin;'.

Just call me Sir Stink.. Stinky, Hating Stupid Dogs

I'm not Deaf; Mom tress' is just so Stupid

The title says it all.

I'm not deaf, Mom 'tress is just stupid.

Mom 'tress thought I was deaf- - she never had any disability experiences with cats or dogs or any other animals, so she thought I was -- but I'm just stubborn. There's nothing wrong with my ears either, I don't think. I just don't like having my head or ears touched.

I was Mom 'tress's first cat, and never had any disability experiences with me, Princess, Misty, or the dogs or any other cats we've had, or any other dogs we've had. So it's true, nothing is wrong with me. Woo hoo! Mom also hopes that I live to atleast 17. She would miss me when I cross the Bridge.

Nothing is wrong with me yet though. Which is good.

Just Call me Sir Stink! Old, Nothing-Wrong-With-Me-Yet, Stinky

it's starting to get warmer!!

OMC, It's starting to get warmer... WARMER..DID YOU HEAR ME? YES, WARMER!! I SAID W UH ORRR MEEEER!!!

YES, YES!!!

It's especially good fur Princess. She loves laying on her back, wwwww w...w w...wwww... UH ORRR MEEING *spaz tantrum* WARMARARWARMWARMWARMING her fluffy belly in the sun. It's really fun. Maybe Mom 'tress will take us outside and we can walk with the bunnies (yeah right, I mean cough cough cough.. *waits for Mom 'tress to leave* CHASE!! BUNNIES!!)

It was really windy today -- Mom 'tress went to the lake whatever that is, and didn't bring us..how dare she. Whatever, Lake doesn't sound fun anyway. Darn thing.

Anyway, um...

um..

anyway...

yeah, that's all fur today.

Latpurr!

Just call me Sir Stink! Stinky

P.S I've been corralled 11 times..I didn't know I was so loved! Thanks!

Cuddling with Princess

I'm kinda starting to like Princess..

Ew, not like that.

I mean, she's really fun to snuggle with in the cold weathers. Misty gave us her bed (no...actually Princess stole it from her (she's the princess, she gets what she wants) and then started to share it with me) -- it's very small but somehow I can fit in there with Princess. She usually sits on the top edge and grooms my face.. that's the annoying part. I don't wanna be groomed!

Anyway, I love Princess but Misty has to go. No, she's good..but she still has to go anyway. I really like cuddling with Princess in the cold weathers. But yesterday she had a mood swing and kicked me off the bed and I had to lay in her lounge chair...

Just call me Sir Stink! Sharing Stinky