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"What is this thing called a "neck"?" |
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"It's tuff to sleep if you were born without eyelids." |
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"What is wrong with this picture?" |
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"We're gonna try-out for Cirque du Soleil" |
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"Yolanda is my favorite sister. Don't tell tho'." |
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"Mrs. Claus had too much nog this year. (or not enough)" |
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"After my leg got fixed I hadda eat thru my nose!!! PREPOSTEROUS!" |
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"I hope this space age "Slenderizing Suit" really works like in the infomercial!" |
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"A one and a two and a thr...huff..three....puff..and a f..f...four......oh never mind. Screw that infomercial!" |
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"This is my pain patch. My mom already asked if she could borrow it!" |
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"I'm ready for my close up." |
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"Got...to get...to the diiiish..." |
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"Thanksgiving is usually twice a week, right?" |
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"Wait!....There's a special on Animal Planet..." |
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"I almost fit in the frame!" |
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"OMG!! Please tell me we are NOT Siamese twins!!!" |
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"A ghost mustta ate up all that food in my dish." |
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"If I could...just...roll...roll...over....." |
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"This photo is a total fraud! The only time we EVER get this close is by accident or if mom MAKES us! : D" |
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"First ya gotta catch it." |
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"Next you pretend to be a friend." |
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"And finally you take a taste sample to evaluate what wine will compliment the main course." |
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"My hideout after I had my operation." |
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"I can't believe I ate all that!" |
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"Me Big Chief Rolling Thunder Belly." |
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"She doesn't know I am this close!" |
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"Me & Delores." |
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"I give tail hugs." |
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Ask a Cat Lady: Why Does My Cat Love Knocking Things Down?
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