November 16th 2009 3:46 pm
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Hi friends and acquaintances! My friend Tate has tagged me with a special question/answer game - and frankly, I am WAY overdue to write in my diary!!! I gotta update you guys on my leg injury situation! That I will do in my next entry. Sorry it's been so long buddies. Really. My doorknob mom decided to do some volunteer work with a couple of local rescues, and we have had.........FOSTER DOGS IN OUR HOME! -which I must admit I have been enjoying. I have been a very good ambassador animal even with my kattywampus hind leg! More on that later too.

Here go my questions and answers.

1) What color is my collar?
-I prefer to go bare necked. (Oh my! That sounds like "bare naked"!! Oh wait.....I DO go bare naked!!!) Due to my agoraphobia, I do not like to go outside. Maybe cuz I use to HAVE to live outside, so a collar is an unnecessary accessory.

2) What kind of food do I eat?
-Now that I am finnished with the huge bag of weight maintainance food that the Dr. gave me, I am back to my good old Solid Gold Indigo Moon.

3) What is my fav. treat?
-Tuna....no more cheezbrgrs for me!

4) Do I have a significant other?
-I am single AND available.....calling all gals out there.....here is my match.cat profile:

Single B&W male seeks disease free female feline companion for friendship, laffs, and who knows what. In my free time when I am not eating or sleeping, I enjoy eating and sleeping. My hobbies include hitting dogs on top of the head, waking my mom up in the middle of the night, scratching on my scratch pad, and pooping. I am "big boned", and prefer a gal with a Rubenesque fuller figure. Are you looking for a special someone to lick plastic bags with? We could be a match made in heaven.

5) Do you get table scraps?
-What are those? My people eat EVERYTHING.

6) Favorite toy?
-Puffy balls

7) When is my B-day?
-Not sure. We celebrate it on my fave holiday. Halloween.

8) How many times a day do I eat?
-Not as much as I'd like!

9) Fave color?
-There is a thing I heard of called "food coloring". I haven't seen it, but I figure that would be my favorite.

10) Do you hope all your friends put this in their diary?
-I don't know.

Talk soon!

Love Roland