January 27th 2005 3:00 pm
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I made it very clear to mum that I wanted to be let outside. Mum refused my wish for many weeks. I would keep sneaking out and she would keep bringing me back in! What's a young cat like me to do! I'll tell you, I yowled in front of the window and door so many times! Finally mum said "FINE!"
She let me roam supervised. Well I wanted none of that! I made it clear that I am my own cat and I wanted FREEDOM! Now I am an indooroutdoor kitty. Mom only lets me and my sister out when she is home. We are in before mom goes to sleep. We don't go beyond mum's property but mum is going to be getting a doodad that makes sure that we STAY inside the property limits.
I've gotten to become a big and handsome cat. I'm still a kitten, or would you say adolesant? I'll be an official adult May 1st while my sister will be and adult May 10th (half siblings)
What has been going on the last few months? Well, during Chanukah mum made me wear a silly blue bandana thing with some "menorahs" on them. I got used to it thankfully. To put up with that humiliation, we got presents! I got a nice new feather wand while my sister got some little mousey things. Desi got some new catnip. Scrooge got a catnip plant. Mystery got fed. lol. Mystery doesn't like toys, catnip, or presents. She just got fed a nice meal of people food and cat food.
The new year I was forced to stay inside all day! Mum said that, even though we live in a nice neighborhood, during those types of human holidays some moronic people cause mischief. It's ok, the other animals stayed inside too.
Desi still hates us. That's ok, I hate him too. Oh I'll try to be nice and make my nice little "lets be friends!" noise, but he will have none of it! Bah!
November 25th 2004 3:49 am
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Purr. I watched a silly movie with my two humans tonight. It's called Shrek 2. I really like the cat! He looked just like me! But he lowered his status by wearing human clothes! Doesn't he realize that human clothes make them inferier? Wearing the clothes puts us with them!
My sister Zoe has been acting funky lately. She doesn't like playing lately. So I harrass my favorite human. She's the one that made me my Catster! My human (Sara) doesn't like it when I play with her rodent's tails. I just want to play! She lets Scrooge be around them! Hmph. It's because he won't do anything to him. Old softey that he is thinks their nice. I know their a chew toy to be batted and chewed on! Oh well.
Anything else to add? Oh! Desi. Mom will make him a Catster soon but I don't think he desearves it! He's a big mean bully! All he does is hiss and growl and hiss some more! He was supposedly a really sweet cat before Zoe and I came into the house. THen he turned evil. I know he's just jelous of us!
Today is a human holiday called Thanksgiving. The humans get together and eat! They eat turkey! Maybe I'll sneak off and steal some turkey...shhh don't tell anyone!
Ok that's it! I'm going to go lick myself :)
November 16th 2004 7:06 pm
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My name is Spencer! I am an orange cat with darker orange stripes all over my body. I am a little under six months old! My human mother got me from a nice lady two hours away! You see, the lady took in my real mommy and another lady cat. The cats had us and the human helped raise us. Mommy came and picked me out, or should I say I picked HER out! Then mommy got another cat, a girl. Her name is Zoe. I love playing chase with her.
What is up with that metal snake in the room where the people make nasty smells? It spits out a lot of liquid! I can't even see where it's going or coming from! And what is up with the family dog? He's so stupid!
Mommy also has some animals called "rats". They look tasty and appear to be an easy meal. But mommy won't let me eat them. Some of the rats are very large and aren't afraid of me! I don't like that.
Well I guess that's it for now. It's time to eat and pick on my sister!