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Who Wants Me?April 1st 2012 7:14 am[ View A Comments (23) ]
I'm up for adoption.
Newman, I mean Kramer, it sounds like you and I are very similar in purrsonality. I also bully the other cats in the house, wake everyone up in the middle of the night, and act like a pain in the *** at times. But I'm also cute and cuddly like you and very affectionate towards my humans and that is why I get away with it. Just remind your pawrents how special you are and how much they would miss you if you were not around to keep life interesting. Plus, your Mom would miss you sucking on her arm, I just know she would. Sometimes meowmy says these things about me, too...but I think it must be that she is trying to bully you into better behavior? Dream on, Mrs & DD...MOL!! Or is this some kind of April First joke?? Me me me me!!!! I want you to come live here! You are so handsome and I'm a Ragdoll, too! And you look like my brofur Bear, except he's not a Ragdoll. But Mom says your pawrents won't really let you go. Then they'd have to buy an alarm clock. What's with the Kramer? Are you trying out alter egos? Wake her up before 7am?? Wow you really let the pawrents sleep in. We get up at 3am for a little treat and then at 5am have our breakfast. Between that time we run around and play so by 6 we are ready to go back to sleep for a bit. I think Zoey and I would wake YOU up, Kramer. You would probably be begging to go back to AZ. MOL! Happy April Fools Day!! Love, Zack Bear - if you look at all of us TODAY, we have different names. Can you figure it out? Zack has a clue in his comment (well, more than a clue - MOL)! *waves to "Stinko"* I already wake the mom before 7 a.m. seven days a week. She goes back to sleep but maybe we could "team tag" annoying her. And you and Meep could do boy cat rough housing. Ooooh, I get it. Mom forgot to flip the calendar. Wow, practically a whole day of fooling wasted. Better make up for lost time. What is up with parents getting mad at us fur bullying our siblings? Isnt that what keep them young like us? PS love the mew names! Even if just fur today! You use the litterbox? Well, then you can't come here since you'd make me look bad! MOL! Mum says I am a bully. She calls me nasty pasty. I don't need to use a litter box because I just love going outside. Mum hates it but I've been this way since I was 6 weeks old. She had the devil's own job keeping me in. I am master of the cat household and all the other cats know their place. I am the elder stateman of the family. So one bully in our house is quite enough. Durn! I was all excited to have you come live at my house, and then I realized what the date was. we iznt horse theeves !!! tell yur DD de derby called N they want de poneez bak..they noe ewe haza em coz they seed yur mom's :speech iz knot a loud on sundays: blog :) Evil Step Momma Amy wanted me to raise my paw to claim her, but I had to remind her that we already have a Newman now. Maybe we could trade Newmans? Our Newman comes with the added bonus of Cali Lucy. Oops, that was suppose to be that Evil Step Momma Amy wanted me to raise my paw to claim Newman. Not her. Of course no one would want Evil Step Momma Amy. She hogs the left-side of the bed at night. Everyone knows that the left-side of the bed belongs to us cats. One we are all up and feed at 5 in the morning. (Mom leaves for work really early) Around here we just bully the dog. We get good foodage, we don't go outside unless on leash (which Mom says is a good thing sense we live in the middle of the two busiest roads in town) And we have tons of toys! Personally though, I thank you should stay home where your love is. Me, Me, Me - I want you! I know I'm late but I still want you. Please, Newmie come and live with us. I'll trade Timo for you. You are so much handsomer than Timo. In this house you'll be allowed to wake the Mom at 6:00 am latest. I usually wake her at 5:30, just to make sure she won't be late for work. Can't be too careful. I'll take you out to see my mousing grounds. You can go in a harness, just to be sure you don't get lost in the new place. Sniff you soon, your Mietzi Newman pal, you'd really like it here because I've got mom well-trained! Mom will give you the chicken right off her plate! She'll even get up and feed us if we are all cute and gentle when we wake her up! Purrsonally, I think you are still on Kentucky time so you are actually waiting til like 9am to wake her up! Anyway, we have loads and loads of toys and lots of places to sleep and if you need the services of a vee-eee-tee we have a nice lady who comes to us! No car trips! Oh! I saved the best for last! Since your house would be short one kitty I'm gonna trade Harriet for you! My bopping paw is ready for ya! *giggles* Well if ya like ta hunt flys then pack yer treats and head on down to Texas! We grow 'em beeg here! We got them horse flys too that sound like low flyin' bombers. We got mor'en one litter box. I like ta use'm all you mite too. I mite even show ya how to use tha bathtub... it is mitee beeg and no litter but has a cute little drain thingie and you can watch yer pee'n go down there... amazin' to me : / *unlocks door* Whoa, back it up Newman! Why are *you* waking the MRS? I've got girls to do that for me here. Get your girl-cat family to do the dirty work of waking. I've got no advice about the bullying of "Tagalong" That just seems to be something we do. Just one more thing to love about us. Your DD needs to accept that. |
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April 1st 2012 at 8:17 am