April 27th 2010 7:09 am
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I just found out that the suitcase in the bedroom means the MRS. and the DD are going to be out of town for a couple of days . . . . . and they're taking Samoa with them.
So, I'll need some entertainment, and I thought I'd have a big Kentucky Derby party. Here are the rules cause Samoa said there has to be rules or she will tell what I'm doing.
1. No dingleberries allowed, so check your butt before you come.
2. Flojectiles only allowed on hardwood or tile. Stay away from the carpet.
3. Girls allowed only if you bring food.
4. Bring your own catnip.
There, I think those are enough rules. I've brushed my teeth, and my butt is clean, so I'm ready to party!
Since the Derby isn't until Saturday, we'll just be discussing the ponies and watching all the other events on TV - like the parade, the boat race, stuff like that. Can anycat turn on a TV?
Dress is really informal, so you don't have to wear a collar unless you usually wear one.
We have a litter robot and three other litter boxes. If someone can open the door to the family room, Sugar can come up and party too. And if you like corn in your litter, you have to use Sugar's box.
Last big rule - when our non-Catster catsitter comes by, you have to hide so she doesn't realize what is going on! Don't be yelling out, Hey, Karen, look at me, or I'll be in big trouble!
See ya tomorrow . . . . . . . . . oh I forgot, we live in Kentucky . . . . . . .
OMC Newman! My humans are packing their bags too, going to North Carolina. I wonder if our cat sitter would notice a missing orangie. I could stow away in their bags, and then catch a bus to KY when I get to NC!
Sounds like a pawsome plan, Oscar! I'll see you soon!
Ok Newman I am female, I cane steel the catnip, Food may be a problem with the airline. Darn the security at air port might find catnip..... I will deal with that when it is there. And I am always dressed for all occasions. Fun Fun Fun
Ok! I clean up end come right ove-fur. Kentucky is in Minnesota, right?
If Moose is coming, I'M coming! Woo-Hoo!!! PARRRRTTTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Boy a Party! We can bring lots of Fresh cat nip, Newman. Grammy has 5 old plants that are doing great in the garden and she got another one last week to plant. We will be there!
Have a great day!
Love, Kibbles, Francis and Yoda
Catnip? OOOHH! I love that stuff!
Any kitty can turn on the remote if it is on the floor...just press with the paw on that big red or green pad!
I almost always go to cover when someone I don't know comes...
I am good at new things, so maybe I can learn the door trick...otherwise I shall have to ask my furbears, Groucho, Simba and Toki, they were really good at that trick! Suki only knew how to get stuck behind closed doors...MOL!
It might be hard for me to hide when someone comes...I like to meet and greet...
Good thing Simba and Toki are angel kitties, they had to see all comers!
'When the cat is gone, the mice will play' But I think in this case it should read:
'When the catboss is gone, the empawsees play!! MOL!!
I'm coming! I can have Allie teach me to turn on the tv as long as it has a remote control. She's good at pushing buttons.
Since we live near the airport I'll get a plane to Kentucky.
Buddie and I want to come watch you destroy the house! I'll bring dessert!
I'll be there with catnip and some fancy feast appetizers! When the non-catster sitter comes I'll hide under the bed. I just lurvs the cool and the dark..Hewhehehe
Oh Boy Oh Boy..We live near the airport too, Kentucky here we come!
Whoopee! I love parties - I've just been onto my agent and booked a flight to Kentucky! I'll bring lots of English catnip and we'll have a blast!
An excited Alfie
da semi fulla fancy feast, greenies N party mix just left da warehouse...de driver gave sum in struck shuns that ewe knead ta open da front door coz he iz gonna back up to it N dump de goods...open windows wood be helpful sew we can toss goods in thru tem sinz time be limited....
thank mew for making da party informal coz da last thing we wanted ta do wuz put on pants....
da boat just pulled up to dock, we will see ewe in a manner o moments if knot before then...where iz kentucky anyway....
Didn't anyone ever teach you to never let everyone know you will be home all alone with no pawrents? Someone might sneak in and try to catnap you, and we already have TOO MANY CATS!!!
Oo a pawrty, a pawrty! And I thought it was going to be quiet with Samoa gone, MOL!
Paaarrrty! I'll bring a ham! Wait... that's kinda heavy... um... I'll figure something out.
I'm ready! With Fancy Feast for all - MOL!
Oh Newman what a great idea! A party! I've got a clean butt and I can work a remote control. My sister Harriet says she has to come too or else she's going to tell mom. Harriet is going to bring some ham, some chicken, some cheese, and whatever else mom has in the fridge.
On my way!!!! Woooot!
Mommy is all about the Derby...she's always dreamed of going....but the year she was invited to go (her auntie moved to Louisville) she couldn't because her aunt was diagnosed with cancer. She passed away during Big Brown's race....her name was Donna Brown.....Rest in Peace.....
Anyway, Mommy said us cats can come over....so we're making our arrangements!
I can open doors.....so Sugar will be free....!
Dewey an' I iz comin'. We iz bwingin' dah hammyster. We fink he need to socialize an' watt bedder way den wiff dozens uv kitties. I werried where Moosie iz agoona ends up. We mite haz to make a side twip and pick him up.
Iz dare sumone who kin giv me my antibioktics?? Or duz yu haz a speshual ways to open dah pakage an' pop dem in my mouff??
Hey............. Sounds like Edgar iz bwingin' hiz hammyster too!!!
LOL my butt is neva cleen, left dingleberries in mums cleen bed.. mol!
Wow! A parrty! Me & Bibi are bringing tuna treats and mouse muffins!
I love parties and I love to hide when someone I don't know comes in. Bibi likes to sit up on the tv and stare at them (MOL)!
We will be there,,,,,,mint julips any one????
No dingleberries?! I am out!