My Tower of Power!

Today, the most exciting thing happened! Mommy moved the huge cat tower (that had been in a bedroom) out to the living room! I know she did it just for me no matter what Jimi Hendrix says. I scale it by gripping the sides and hoist myself up like a monkey. Mommy laughed and cried when she saw me do this. She said my brother Navin did it the very same way.
Several other things have been happening. First of all, I think my visit to the vet a few weeks ago gave me super powers. Especially of the Amor variety. I just can't keep myself from humping Patchez and Jonas. They are both so irresistible. Jimi Hendrix won't let me get near enough, but he is on my "to-hump" list for sure!
It's been a week since this happened, but I believe it bears mentioning. I met the legendary Meeko when my Grandparents Davis came to visit. I don't know what I was expecting. Everyone described him to me as a very small pomeranian with a gorgous tail and sable fur. Well, I don't know what Meeko they were talking about, because the Meeko I met was SCARY!!!!! He is HUGE! He must be 20 times bigger than me! He has enormous fangs and claws! He wants to eat me! I just know it! So I did what any self-respecting, heroic Cougar would do. I went and hid behind the toilet. When Mommy lured me out with the crazy notion of introducing me to this fire-breathing dragon, I hissed and spit and danced all the way down the hall to the bedroom. Shudder!!!!!
Last, but definitely not least, I was a Daily Diary Pick today! Me!? I can't believe it! But I am so honored! Thank you Catster!
Chad Vader, The Hoff

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