October 23rd 2008 11:40 pm
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This is an open letter of love to my hedgehog.
Dear Mr. Hedgehog, I know that I stole you from my doggie brother Elvis, but I couldn't help it. I love you so much.
I love to sit on you and make you honk. Then when you do honk, I love to whip around and stare at you like "What did you say?? Are you talkin' to ME?" and then I love to attack you and make you honk some more. Then I like to pack you around the house and sing you songs.
I know Mommy wanted me to play with the blue sock monkey, but when I saw you Mr. Hedgehog, I knew you were the one for me. Our love is pure and magical. I wish that my parents wouldn't laugh at us when we are together. They just don't understand how special you are to me.
I love you Mr. Hedgehog.
Chad Vader The Hoff
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