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My diary by Sarge

:'(

Sunday night I got hit by a car. My humans miss me sooooooo much, but they gave me the best life I could ever want (besides endless food). RIP Sarge we love you!

Move!

Wow, about a week and a half ago this huge truck and 4 scary guys came to our house, and I ran for my life to hide under the couch, but then my dad and sister made me get out from underneath it because the scary guys were going to move it, and I sprinted down the hall as fast as I could to get away, but there seemed to be no escape. Well it turned out that the humans were taking us with to a new dwelling...I was skeptical at first, but I have adjusted quite well (better than Allie, what a whimp). As long as my food and personal bed are still here, I think I will be happy. Well, I only got 16 hours of sleep yesterday, so I need to catch up on my beauty rest.

Sarge

P.S. Christmas stunk this year: all I got from Santa was a lame brush that I have to share with Allie. It's not like I was bad at all last year. But when we moved, the humans got us a new Cosmic Catnip ramp that Allie and I have been eyeing since this summer because our old one is ripped to shreds and the catnip ran out.

Who's the man? I'm the man!

Today's weather was rainy, what a nuisance! But in other news, the smelly DOG left for a considerable length of time today. That guy who lives here took it to our new house, which I hear has quite its share of birds.....Today was a sleepy day, but if you read Allie's diary you will know that we encountered a fort in my sister's room, and I took full advantage of its presence by using it to stalk Allie and sneak attack her. It was quite amusing, and it just goes to show how far superior I am! I have been tricking my humans a lot lately with the good ole' eat, go outside, beg to come in, eat again, repeat routine. I honestly can't believe how ignorant they are. Well I gotta go because I'm only allowed a short time at this computer thing.

-A Supreme, sovereign Sarge