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The Life and Times of a Sexy Kitty

Really.

Quite possibly, squirrels are the most fascinating thing on this planet, besides yours truly.

And Kit and Caboodles.

Catnip, Pounce...etc.

Really, you'd think there's a subtler diary name than- *that*.

Hello, my minions. I would start with a little rant.

Bloody humans. They are getting in the way of my day-to-day routine. I want to go outside, but no one wants to let me out. They keep on saying "it's too cold". What is this "too cold" thing anyway?! Do they even realize that nothing is too cold for me? I can't even drink regular tap water, because it's too hot in here.

I know, I know. I live in Ohio and cats don't normally frolick around in 40-degree weather. But surely, experiencing the chilly air for a full hour at least every 30 minutes or so wouldn't hurt? They're ruining my fluff.

...I'm not a brat, I swear. I just have *standards*. :)

Good night everyone!