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I have four legs, one's just invisible.

Goodbye Joan

I lost you yesterday, but I will always look for you in the sky, in the rain, in the afternoon sunlight, in your favorite flowers. You will be missed as a part of this family and you have left your mark upon our hearts.

-Motor, always your uncle.

Arch Nemesis. Constantine.

Someone get this wild, non neutered thing out of my house. His tail is too short and he's grumpy. We like to keep it cheery around here and then mom takes in this homeless ~@#$$%^ .... I think I sprained my good leg tryin' to keep out of moms bed...by good leg I mean that one that's left on the back, not the nubbin'.

I swear I'm gonna write a book on phantom nubbin's. When I get an ear itchy, it still goes all girls gone wild wiggly on me. hahaha

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!??!

Yesterday...a dog came into our yard. MY YARD I TELL YOU! It was big and crazy and acting rediculous. Not that I have anything against dogs, Josie's just fine, as long as she stays atleast three feet away from me at all times. They all look at me like the fact that I don't have all of my legs that I won't beat the crap out of them. They've got another thing comin. I've still got teeth and claws and I'm fast as lightning....in a hobbly sorta way. the pain does get bad sometimes, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I like my life here on the farm.