Francine the Princess

I am Francine THE Princess of the house. At least my mommy treats me like I am but I gotta tell you , I'm more of a Tomboy. (Can't let too many people know that though). My mommy says I am beautiful! She buys me these crazy bling bling collars with all kinds of fancy colored diamonds. (I feel a hairball coming). She even changes them according to the seasons and holidays. I even have little dangly charms hanging from these collars and they drive me nuts! Not to mention my brothers try to play with them.

Ok here is how I really am when no one is around. I like to lay spread eagle and not a cute little ball on the floor. I like to give my self a bath in the sunbeam with my legs out in a V. I burp and slop food on the counter and then blame Parker for it. HEE HEE HEE. I fart and blame it on Parker again! Speaking of Parker I like to chase him and do "The Take Down". Nothing like beating up a boy!

But why my mommy and daddy are home I am The Princess again. Once in a while I think they catch me being naughty. It doesn't matter if they do because I am well loved. I have my own special Princess pillow. I even have one with my picture in it! I get lots of toys, treats, and belly rubs. AAHH the life!