Fatal Attraction to Cuteness

I am the cutest thing in the whole world. What would my mummy do without me? Who would chew on the belt of her bathrobe as she walks past? Who would sit on her books when she is trying to read them? Who would cheer her up and make her feel loved when she feels totally alone?

Nobody! That's why I'm the best and always will be.

I have a high opinion of myself but I'm telling the truth.

Scary Night!

Hi everyone! My name is Oliver. Yesterday morning my mummy dropped me off at the humane society in Toronto so I could get neutered. I was so scared. I hate being in my travelling box.

Everything is fine now though - she picked me up right on time this morning; I'm back to my house and everything is normal. I didn't cry at all on the way home because I was so happy to be away from that scary place.

My mummy loves me.

Where are Kahless and Kamala - I want to hit their heads and run away fast.