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Notes From Skilly

Harumph!

Well, I have finally decided it is time to create a diary. I need to dump my frustrations and warn cats everywhere, and this seems like the purrfect place to start.

All you cats out there reading this. Beware!!! There is something they call a "foster cat" and we now have one! Harumph!! They brought this new cat into MY house, gave her one of my rooms (all of them are mine, how dare they?), and give her some of MY attention! Oh the horror of it all.

They call her "Clover." I call her "Queen Bee." She is trying to run my castle! She doesn't want anyone (except mom and dad) to go in her room, but she wants to go in all of my rooms!

I put her picture on my catster page here so you can keep an eye out for her. I'm going to convince mom and dad to get her out of here, so she may try to come to your house!

She is very strange for a cat. Mom says that's because she's deaf. That's no excuse! She talks very, very loud and always hisses at me (also very, very loud) whenever I walk by. How dare she!

I am tres upset about this entire ordeal. I used to be such a fun loving guy, but not now. I am so mad. I mean, I still get my petting and attention and food and everything, but, well... its just not fun here anymore! She has GOT to go. Mom said she's only staying here to learn stuff, then she will go, but I don't believe it. I'll bet she stays and stays and tries not to learn so she can stay. Harumph!

I regret to say that I have had to express my discontent by peeing on the new carpet. I know, I know... its childish, but this calls for exteme measures! I am blaming it on her, though.

So, cats beware. There are "fosters" out there, just waiting to move into your territory!

Cheers,
Skillet