July 13th 2005 12:20 am
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I am the Queen of Spitefulness!

Those "dog" things have come to stay in my backyard again and I am absolutely furious... and to get the humans back for it, I peed on Aunty's footrest and left some "calling cards" around on the brown carpet for Mum to find this morning.

I watched with great delight as she *sniffed* around the room trying to find my little "messages"!! It was absolutely hilarious in fact!

Oh dear, sometimes I wish I could do an evil laugh. Unfortunately we do not have the capability. A few smiles and winks go a long way though!!

Mum will be ropable when she gets home from work so I had better skedaddle somewhere safe. She's having Grandmum over for tea, it's her birthday!!

Seannie, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-my-mouth!