May 3rd 2005 8:37 pm
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I have been on a hunger strike for almost a week because my Mum bought SnappyTom fish assortment in bulk - and I got totally bored with Tuna Chunks and Sardines in Brine and the like. Sure, I was eating hard-tack but only enough to stop my tummy from rumbling!
Yesterday when Mum left for work, I gave her these strict orders:
bring home some roo meat and Whiskas Mince variety cans ... or don't come home at all.
Luckily it was groceries night so I was in with a good chance of getting what I wanted.
Mum came home with Aunty in tow and she waved packets of roo meat in front of me and drove me crazy. I guess I should have included "feed me immediately when you get home" in my orders!
Eventually I got some roo meat (I sang and danced to make Mum happy).
By 9pm I was hungry again so I sang and did a Grand Ballet Performance until I got some Whiskas Mince (with Chicken) to eatl!!
I have my Mum wrapped around my little toenail! I could use this for evil, but I choose to only use it to keep my stomach happy!
My hair is growing back so well now, but I need a bit more fat on my bones to keep me warm for Winter, so I am going to start eating LOTS more - unless I get fish for breakfast and tea for more than a week in a row again!
I'll just have to eat less coming up to Summer when Mum will shave me - I don't want to look like a naked blimp!!
Gotta go preen myself at the window now. Life's so busy!!
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