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Today Mom TRIED to make me move. She got out the giant eggplant (erm...well it isn't really an eggplant. it's a purple and green fluttery toy on a string) and waved it all over. I wanted to catch it, I really did. I kept starting and twitching...I wanted to catch it...
But catching it involved MOVING. I knew if I sat there and watched it long enough, Mom would bring it closer. And I was right, as usual. I'm always right.
But Mom still wouldn't let me catch it. She hovered it above my head and flitted it all around me. I rolled all over the place, which was difficult, because I'm so round. I kept ending up on my back reaching over my head, and Mom and HER Mom were laughing at me!
And then Mom stopped flying the giant eggplant around BEFORE I WAS FINISHED. Didn't she understand she was supposed to cater it to me? OBVIOUSLY I wanted it dropped right in front of my face.
Mom never lets me win, unless I move. THAT'S NOT FAIR.