BAGGER BOY

BAGGER BOY: HELP MOM GOT ME ON A DIET

February 15th 2009 8:59 pm
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The days on non-stop handouts is over. Mom on to my annoyingly meowing until I get more food, all the time, gravy train dried up. We on 1/2 cup twice a day and that it, dont matter how I complain. Mom gettin alarmed my head looks smaller and smaller and the rest of me bigger. She groans ever time she picks me up, whats that all about I not THAT heavy!!! Anymore if she want me out of a chair she shoves me from behind. No dignity. OR, even worse, she gets my two front feet in one hand, and my two back feet in one hand and carts me over to another spot like a sack of potatoes. I really dont much care, they used to cart me around in a paper bag when I a kitty. That how I got my name, always in a paper grocery bag.
I been enjoyin some virtual treats from my pals Sammy Sue, Atlas and Lucy Ruth, they VERY sympathetic to my plight. We talks about our annoying doggy fursibs too. Gotta admit I is fond of that old Billiebob though, he be a good ol doggy. Bridgey is OK too but that TALLEY all the time after my food. And every piece of kibble like gold these days. So she need to stay away she know what good for her.
Our fambly was upset that our pal Dino got attacked bad by another doggy, but it seems he goin to be OK now. At first they dint know if he was going to make it. Think I go out in the kitchen and see if Mom forget and toss me some food.

 
 

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Purred by: Colorado * In Loving Memory * (Catster Member)

August 26th 2010 at 2:08 pm

It's 6 months later so I'm wondering if you lost more weight or trained your human to give you more forr?

I'm glad that cat wasn't too hurt by the dog. My friend's cat got attacked last week and didn't make it. The dogs' owner said the cat deserved it because she was outside and all cats should be inside. The cat was outside on the veranda only when the the dogs attacked!


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