BAGGER BOY: HELP MOM GOT ME ON A DIET

The days on non-stop handouts is over. Mom on to my annoyingly meowing until I get more food, all the time, gravy train dried up. We on 1/2 cup twice a day and that it, dont matter how I complain. Mom gettin alarmed my head looks smaller and smaller and the rest of me bigger. She groans ever time she picks me up, whats that all about I not THAT heavy!!! Anymore if she want me out of a chair she shoves me from behind. No dignity. OR, even worse, she gets my two front feet in one hand, and my two back feet in one hand and carts me over to another spot like a sack of potatoes. I really dont much care, they used to cart me around in a paper bag when I a kitty. That how I got my name, always in a paper grocery bag.
I been enjoyin some virtual treats from my pals Sammy Sue, Atlas and Lucy Ruth, they VERY sympathetic to my plight. We talks about our annoying doggy fursibs too. Gotta admit I is fond of that old Billiebob though, he be a good ol doggy. Bridgey is OK too but that TALLEY all the time after my food. And every piece of kibble like gold these days. So she need to stay away she know what good for her.
Our fambly was upset that our pal Dino got attacked bad by another doggy, but it seems he goin to be OK now. At first they dint know if he was going to make it. Think I go out in the kitchen and see if Mom forget and toss me some food.

BAGGER BOY: FIRST EVER DIARY

Well I must say it is about time Mom let me write a diary. I certainly have enough to say, betcha just as much as Talley, or Bridgey or BB too. Today anyways hee hee. Turns out today wuz pretty special as Mom found a top secret bulletin from HQ in the early AM, saying how I wuz COTD. She dint quite believe it at first and had to reread it several times before she told me. And I wuz like, I is to get an award for being ME? Well that is really pretty cool huh, that a kitty can get an award just for bein themself!!!! It really has been probly the most notable day of my life so THANKS CATSTER for awarding me COTD. I made many new furriends today, which I just luvved. Congrats come from so many and I thanks them all, from all 23 pounds of myself hee hee. And wavin both polydactyl paws from sheer kitty joy.

We also SO appreciate the 25 zealies. We belong to 3 groups where the main focus is reaching out to furs in need, so we send LOTS of POP and encouragment. Those Zealies will be used VERY well so we can sent lots of POP to furs in need, and there sure lots of them. Oh those groups are P*I*F, Paws Angels Wags for Kindness, and Rainbow Bridge Angel Babies. Our Bunkie belongs to the last one. Also, most all of our groups have special POP threads as well.

I am going to mention our special project in P*I*F, then Billiebob will give details oh how furs can help. P**I*F is the celebrity spokesgroup to raise food, donated by Rachel Ray, to two Animal Rescues, one of which is Best Friends Animal Sanctuary. This will be going on for 3 months, and a bit later, Billiebob will be a spokesdog for a week. For every card sent to dogvice and dogfessions, Rachel Ray will donate a pound of her own dog food. Cards are also eligible for special prizes. It is win/win in our books. I have even been known to eat dog food, I am sure big enough. Better go and let BB say his piece. Oh I would also like to add we especially like the groups where doggies AND kitties can play together as famblies.
Luv Bagger.