July 11th 2008 6:39 pm
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My eye has been buggin me lots lately and I been closin it and stuff...so lauren finally decided today to clean out my eye boogerz....u know that brown crust stuffs i get in ma eye. So she picks it off with her nail and then...
...WARNING: DO NOT READ ON IF SQUEEMISH...
...then all this yellowish greenish whiteish puss oozed outta the inside corner of my right eye...so lauren freakeded out and called tha vet...mt. lore animal hospital in southington, ct. and they told her to bring me right in...then she started lookin...so she was in the closet for a long time...out came a shovel...some boxes...lots of blankets...a vaccuum...and like 10 winter coats...i layed on da coat...da nicest one. then lauren finally found my carrier. so i got in it. cause it looked like a box and i am infatuated wit boxes. so then ZZZIIIIPPP goes the cover and im locked it. Hewlp! Hewlp! What? Now I gotta go byebye in da car! oh no not da car! so we hops in and i cry and cry and cry and try to claw my way out for the next 20 mins til we gets to tha vet. we's go in dare and den dere was some dawgs. eww. dawgs. i wasnt too ascared cuz they was big dummies. cept then came in this dawg named remie and he was oooglie! yuk! so den we waited and got called to go into the room. there was a table and they weighed me. i am 10.9lbs. yay! fattyboy me! so then lauren picked me up like a baby and thought it would be fun to climb over her shoulder and onto her back...haha! so now lauren's bent over the table trying to get me off and i just layed on her butt. haha take me byebyes in da car and see what happens!! so she tries to stand up and i claws her back bad. (heh) den i got down and we waited. i layed patiently on her lap...i think she wuz nerbous. so den tha doc cums in and tells me dat i got conjuntivitis and then she puts green dye inna my eye and looked in it wit a lite to see if my cornea was scratched. it wasn't...i wish i coulda just told her dat and it wouldnta costeded like 90 dollars?! den doc showed lauren how to puts a cream (antibiotic) into my eye and now she gots to do it three times a day. all dat stuff be comin outs my nose now. eww. so den lauren paid da hun-red dollars and i sittin in the waitin room chair in my carrier. here comes dat dam remie dawg. so he tries to come up and sniff me and i went all pyscho-kitty on his ass and spazmed in my carrier and hiss-ed and spit-ed at him. lauren moved me. den we wents bye bye in da car again...dey should make lauren get one of doze "how's muh driving? call 1-800-crasher" sticker on her car. she dwives like a maniac!! so i cries all da ways home and den i got home and did seepy-seeps on da flo. now i is napping...somewhere...LONG DAY...nite nite folks!!
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