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Dopey Outside Fun...or...not so fun!?!?!

Muggy Monday...Evil Andrea...

July 7th 2008 10:26 pm
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Today is Monday 7-7-08. Weird date. It was muggy as heck outside and all my long fur's been gettin all clumpy. Perils of living in a condo complex: everyone hates me! Anyways I'm outside just chillin, roamin around...My human Marilyn didn't get home from work yet as it was around 6pm and the other human, Lauren, told me she was just goin to Staples and Radio Shack and she'd be back "quick quick like a bunny". So I was just roamin around in the parkin lot tryna catch some shade underneath some cars and the normal neighborhood peeps were outside chattin up a storm: Charlie my catnip provider, his wife Debbie who pets me nice, and my arch enemy Andrea the evil witch from heck!! She always yells at me "GET AWAY GET AWAY I'LL KILL YOU"...she is sooo mean and she doesn't like cats. what's da matta wit her huh? So anyways they're out there and Andrea's car is out infront of my house and something got into me and I thought, "I know it'll piss her off bigtime if I jump on her car...she might even get off her fat butt and waddle over flailing her arms in the air and yellin "get the **** outta her get down ahhhhhh!!" and cuz lauren and marilyn weren't home i was like, "aww hell i might as well!!" so i shake my butt a little and jump up onto she comes! "RAAAAAAHHH WHAWAWAWA!!" like a maniac! So then Lauren comes home and now I'm hidin in the bush and I cried and cried for her to let me in so evil Andrea wouldn't kill me like she said she was gonna. So Lauren lets me in and I goes to take a nap....zzzzzz.... the MEANTIME...Lauren walks down to see Debbie and Charlie and they say "Lauren, you better watch yourself cuz Andrea's on a rampage!!" So Lauren's like...yea...ok...whatever...Then Andrea gets back from takin out the garbage and she's FUMING! SCREAMING! SWEARING! SHAKING ALMOST CRYING!! It was crazy...she threatened to kill poor cute little me and told lauren that she has a piece of **** car and not a nice one like her and that's why lauren doesnt understand...whatever lauren got a corsica and i been bye-bye in tha car in it and i like it! all this woman has is an altima! it's not a lexus or a benz!! this lady gotta take some chill pills and realize that me jumpin on her car is not that bad. if that's the worst thing that happened in her day, she oughta be thankful!! UNBELIEVEABLE! So lauren's mom marilyn is about to get involved and it sux for lauren cuz she goes to RI with debbie and charlie and andrea and now she don't wanna even go to tha beach wit them if that crazy big beast woman goes...Anyways...nite nite all...


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