Hear Me Roar

TV TIME!

Oh, television, where have you been all this time? How come I never paid attention to you before?

It all started with that Video Catnip that Mama got for Christmas. Well, I guess you could say me and Darwin got it for Christmas. I'll never forget the first time I saw it. Mama picked me up and brought me into the living room and set me down on the footstool next to Darwin. Suddenly, THERE IT WAS. A giant bird RIGHT THERE IN MY LIVING ROOM! What the...! And squirrels! And there was chirping and cheeping and all kinds of noises coming out. I was fascinated. I tried to touch the birds but I couldn't. It was driving me crazy! Me and Darwin sat there for more than a half an hour watching the birds. When Mama turned off the TV I was so upset. I wanted MORE! When the TV was turned on later I rushed over to see if the birds would reappear, but they didn't. It was something else. There was all kinds of stuff going on, some of it even more interesting than the bird show, so I just sat and watched. Mama took a picture of me watching that show. There was something about a white wizard and a ring of power...oh, who knows. Humans watch some pretty strange stuff. I like the bird show. Oh, okay, I'll be honest. I like ANY show. Any time that TV gets turned on, I am so there. I'll watch anything, from SpongeBob SquarePants to Scrubs to ER to American Hot Rod. As long as it's on, I'll watch it. Mama and Daddy call me their "little TV junkie." I don't know if that's bad or good. Heh...I watch just as much TV as they do, so they must be "TV junkies" too!

Now back to your regularly scheduled program...