Katie Lynn's Gossip

Ewwww, Dad!

August 5th 2009 8:37 am
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Okay, so I'm sitting on the arm of my mom's chair, minding my own business and being a purrfect lady, as always, when my daddy in the other chair tooted! Ewww! I instantly started to hack and gag! Daddy said, "You can't smell that already!" My response was to hack and gag some more! Why do boys always have to act so gross?

 

Take That!

July 28th 2008 6:41 pm
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When the mom talked to the Aunt Giggi on the phone, I was so displeased that I stuck my tongue out at her, and left it out! Phlbt!

 

Aunt Giggi Talks Too Much

July 21st 2008 6:08 pm
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I allowed the mom person to see me briefly when she came back from that work place tonight. Then she didn't see me for hours until twenty seconds after she got on the phone with the Aunt Giggi. Then I made my customary appearance to protest the mom talking to someone besides me. I was somewhat appeased when I received my treats while the mom was on the phone.

 

Olympics

July 19th 2008 9:08 am
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I practiced my balance beam skills on the ledge behind the couch. It makes the mom nervous because she thinks I'll fall down the other side onto the stairs. I won't! I'm more skilled than that! The Olympics are in another couple of weeks and I have to make sure I've perfected my routine. 10! 10! 10! 10! 10!

 

Interlopers

July 15th 2008 4:47 pm
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I am not at all pleased this morning. The Daddy person was supposed to go back to work last night. Yet, when I went to get in my normal spot in bed with the Mommy, the Daddy was there! Whaaaat? Why is this? They tell me the Daddy no longer does something called "third shift." He now does a "day shift," like I know or care what either of those things are. The thing I do know is that he needs to catch this "third shift" thing again, and get the heck off my side of the bed! So I had to share the Mommy side of the bed not only with the Mommy, but with the brother, who is a dog (shudder), and a dog that snores, besides! This had better not last much longer. Fair warning: Heads will roll!

 

I'm Dissatisfied

July 9th 2008 7:18 pm
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I was given food today, and it spread all across my bowl. It knows I only like to eat out of the middle of the bowl, so I can see the cherry on the bottom! I talked to the Aunt Giggi on the phone. She tells me how pretty I am and how much she loves me. This bored me, as she tells me this all the time. Blah, blah,blah.

 

6/29/08

June 29th 2008 6:24 pm
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My mom and dad went to something called a festival today, leaving me alone with Bizkit and Sluggo. Bizkit's nice but Sluggo wants to pant and snort in my face. Ugh! Boys can be so gross sometimes. The mom talked to the Aunt Giggi on the phone, and I expressed my displeasure by biting her thumb. Then the Aunt Giggi talked to me and told me how pretty I am, which appeased me somewhat. It's almost treat time, my fave time of the day. I love being the center of the universe.

 
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