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For my first trick..

I have decided to post my past diary entries from my myspace blog. I thought that might be an interesting way to get to know me.

I haven't been writing in it lately because I have been too busy eating and sleeping. I will probaby write more in this diary here. I get tired of weird girls in bikinis asking me to look at their webcams on myspace. =^o_O^= that's yucky.

Anyhow, I hope to make a bunch of new friends here, I like friends. As long as they don't try to sniff my bum right away. Or steal my penguin. Or steal my Tedz E Bear. Or eat all my treats. I don't mind sharing catnip, but don't eat all my treats. Or throw up hairballs on the bed but say *I* did it. That sucks.

Ok, yah. Those are the rules. I hope I don't sound too strict!

Now on to the blog!

- Siouxsie Q. Kat

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008: 7:01PM


:/
Current mood: hungry

LUNAR NEW YEAR

prosperity.. luck.. health.. but no dimsum for Siouxsie_kat?
this holiday makes me kinda angry because i didn't get any dimsum and i don't eat oranges. my mom better not set off any firecrackers..

i'm going to go take another nap. tomorrow we'll be in the Year of the Rat/Mouse.. i don't know how i feel about that exactly. i'm sure i'd feel just fine about it if i had some dimsum.

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008: 4:45PM


:Z
Current mood: sleepy

Wow! It's been really cold! What a way to start a new year! My Mommy has added a lot of blankets to her bed so I have mostly been busy adding my contribution: CAT HAIR to these blankets. I have a very fluffy winter coat, so I can spare a few fluffs of fur here and there to make sure that ALL the blankets are coated with the essence of MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Over the holidays I caught a cold :^~(
I was very sniffly. I was sad. I was wheezing and had a little cough. This earned me warmed up chicken broth 5 times a day for a whole week! Now - my faithful readers may think I faked this cold to get the warmed up broth!! hehehe.. but it's not like I got it in a mug by a fireplace.. wearing slippers with my favorite catsitter dvd on the television. I still had to brave the cold kitchen floor to drink my broth.. and I really did have a cold. In fact.. some warm broth sounds really good right now! I think I feel the sniffles coming on again! *achoooo* ;) Now if I can only get my Mom to put the bowl in her bed where it is all warm.

My mom has been talking about bringing her electric blanket out of the linen closet. OH I HOPE SHE DOES IT!!! That would be heaven! Especially if I can drag it up into my cat tree! :D

Well I am exhausted from all this typing and I feel a winter nap coming on. It is really hard being a cat, you know.

until next time...

p.s. I had ham on Christmas! :D
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Thursday, December 13, 2007: 12:39AM


>:{
Current mood: angry

SHE WILL PAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

my mother.. strapped reindeer antlers to my head.
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007: 4:34PM


:)
Current mood: cheerful

Oops. I have not posted for a long time. I have been very busy growing my winter coat. It is very cold out!!! I had to make myself very fluffy to be able to withstand the cold weather. My mother put my winter blanket on the top of my cat tree this morning. Now it gets nice and warm at the top of my tree again so I can sit and look out the window. I am glad about this. Before she did this I was having to sleep all day under the blankets on the bed and that was getting boring.

Not much has been happening in my life. The biggest news is that I had both turkey & ham babyfood on "Thanksgiving"!!! I like "Thanksgiving"!!! I don't like this B.S. about not getting anymore until "Christmas"! - oh and that's 'only if I'm good'. wtf?!!! I'm *always* good.

I only meow into my my mother's face when she's sleeping to keep her alert and on her toes. What if there was an emergency? Like a fire? Or an earthquake? It's good to know that my mom can wake up quickly!! See - I'm *helping*. Meowing directly into her face 4-6 times in the middle of the night is just a service I perform free of charge because I love her and am concerned for her safety.

Anyhow, I've been doing fine. My mother bought some new pillows for the bed and I have been enjoying them and covering them with my hairs whenever she isn't looking (hehehehe).. I've also been playing a lot lately, but only in the middle of the night. She put the comforter that I like back on the bed so I decided to show my appreciation by chasing my tail on it, while it was covering her feet! I know this makes her happy, and it especially should at 4am. I don't know why she insists on trying to sleep at 4am? It's playtime!!! :D

I'm not worried about this "only if I'm good" crap... I always get what I want if I meow for long enough. I'll get that food on "Christmas". Whenever that is. I hope it's soon! I'm hungry!!!

All this typing has made me sleepy, time for a nap!
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Friday, October 12, 2007: 4:00PM


:o
Current mood: cold

It's raining! Quick! Hide under the covers where it's warm!!!!!
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Monday, October 01, 2007 : 9:03PM


:(
Current mood: anxious

OH NO!!! I just realized... It's October! ack! Screaming kids. Doorbells ringing. Candy-not-for-me.

I wonder which torture device my mother has planned for me this year.
The pumpkin costume? The princess outfit? The witch hat? she does this at christmas too with the reindeer antlers and the santa hat too. >:( !!!

somebody get me out of here!! :/
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Monday, October 01, 2007 : 8:58 PM


:/
Current mood: annoyed

So.... I snore. Big Fat Deal.
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Monday, September 24, 2007: 3:26PM


:)
Current mood: sleepy

My Birthday Weekend
My Mommy broke my Protein-Restricted diet and gave me some deeeeelicious tuna juice. yum!!!
I had lots of FRESH catnip! ooooooooooo the colors!
I played with my new toys (cat dancer) and didn't get in trouble for meowing in my Mommy's face at 7am (haha)! Instead she just cuddled me under the blankets and petted me for a really long time!

My cat friends: Pretzel & Fur Fur who live nearby and my Auntie Nichole & Uncle Ray gave me a toy that makes birdie noises that I like to chase and bite on. They also gave me this neat "cheese chaser" but it doesn't have cheese on it? But it's great because I can stick my paws in the holes in the top of it and then bat at balls in it! I like to stick my paws into things!!! Also Pretzel & Fur Fur wrote me a really nice card and said I am pretty (which is true) and that they want to sneak me up some cat treats! That is so sweet! Maybe my Mommy is right and I shouldn't have been so rude to them. I feel kinda bad now. :/ I need to do something nice for them, Not just giving them treats and toys - but like lick them or something. Or even better, let them lick me. I'm considering it.

Out of all my birthday presents, the silliest one I got was from my Mommy.. a MIDDLE NAME!! and it's really stupid. too stupid to repeat. She thinks she is clever. I'll let her go on thinking that.
My favorite present is the "cheese chaser" (eventhough it clearly needs some cheese in it).. I should probably let my Mother think my favorite present was the middle name since she controls the wet food. It's really exhausting catering to her all the time. *rolls eyes*


I had a good birthday and got even more attention that I usually do, eventhough I pretend to be attention starved. I didn't even bother to pretend this weekend because I knew it was ALL ABOUT ME, which technically it should always be.

I'm pretty tired from all the catnip and playing so I am going to go take a nap, in the middle of the bed....
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Friday, August 31, 2007: 4:26PM


:D
Current mood: sleepy

I like being shaved. However, I do not like getting a bath. So, just for good measure, I bit my mother.

I am happy that she washed all of that loose fur off of my because I would have thrown it up if I had to lick it off, I admit that. But, I am still a cat and I have to do cat things.

But, I didn't mean to bite her so hard and I certainly didn't mean to draw blood. Luckily for her, I only have 3 of those really sharp front teeth or it would have been much worse!

>:( !!!
And, yes I am still mad about that. Don't get me started.

Anyways. It feels much more cozy now that I am shorn and I might run around and play after I take a nap. it's been so warm up in my house lately!!! It doesn't feel so bad with my new haircut. Still, I am very tired after all the excitement.
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Sunday, August 26, 2007: 1:48PM


>:(
Current mood: pissed off

Usually, I really like Dr. Kim.

and let it be known that I am very tolerant.. I like her despite the fact that she's walked a thin line with me.. sticking that white stick in my bumbum, forcing my mouth open and saying not-nice things about my breath. & while I am on that subject.. WTF!! Cat Food = GOOD! Cat Food Smell = BETTER!!! PEOPLE WISE UP TO THIS!! And I am very very tolerant.. Dr. Kim takes me into the back room & her assistant slathers stinky clear alcohol fluids on me that doesn't get me drunk but does burn my nostrils and eyes and then pokes me with needles in the neck.. steals my blood.. steals my pee..!!! then washes me and blow drys me to get that stinky alcohol smell off..

and I'm okay with that.

BUT YESTERDAY SHE WENT TOO FAR!!!

Dr. Kim went too far.

She said that I can't have anymore of my beloved treats. :'( !!!! :o !!!!! >:( !!!!

"too much protein!" & "too hard on Siouxsie's kidneys"

bitch!!!


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER???!!!

I'll too much protein her!!!

So.. then what happens.. my mom stuffs me back into the car for over an hour and a half.. and I try not to worry.. I think my mom really does love me and wants me to be happy and will ignore this stupid doctor lady and still give me treats.. because who wants to live a long and boring bland existence.. LIVE HARD DIE YOUNG!!! and my mom nearly proves this to me, that I don't need to worry.. that she DOES LOVE ME.. mommy wants me to be happy... by giving me some french fries in the car on the way home..

:') !!! I LOVE MOMMY!!

when we get home my mom asks me if I want a treat, ....but she has a funny look on her face. I figure the look on her face is just guilt for ignoring the vet and destroying my kidneys.. bringing me closer to my doom.. doom vs. my immediate happiness etc..

I SAY YEAH I WANT A TREAT!!! and I am thinking "yay!!! she is ignoring the stupid vet lady mommy loves me.. maybe I'll stop meowing into her face at 7am..."

and she shows me the whiskas "temptations" bag and I go running.. and I mean running!!!
I am so happy because I thought I would never get another one of those treats again.. I jump up on the bed to get one of my favorite treats (well second favorite, I love french fries best).. and she shakes one out for me and WHAT THE FUCK.. it's a piece of dry food kibble. kidney diet kibble.

she tricked me.

bitch!

not only that!!! then i see her sneaking out of the house, on her way to "my friends' house (Mr. Preston and Mr. Wolfgang Catz)" with a huge package containing all of MY TREATS!!!!! :o !!!

bitch!!!

In a pure act of revenge, I meowed into mother's face at 7am this morning while she was sleeping*.


*but only one time.. because I am hoping for more french fries.. best not to burn the bridge entirely..
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Thursday, July 26, 2007: 3:39PM


;)
Current mood: amused

oh yeah, i also forgot to announce that despite my oral surgery, my breath is still "catfood-fresh".

my mother is very unhappy about this.
*i*, however, like the smell of catfood and couldn't be more pleased.

what was she thinking? that i would instantly smell like aquafresh toothpaste or something?

also: i miss those pain meds AND the babyfood. if it wasn't for the part with having to have oral surgery with two of my teeth being pulled out (ow) i'd do it all over again. i wish my mean mother would just give me some of the leftover pain meds and a jar of turkey babyfood. or at the very least, not be so tightfisted with the catnip.

*sigh* i hate my life, it's very hard.
i'll go back to sleeping now.

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Thursd ay, July 26, 2007 :: 3:39PM

:/
Current mood: bored

my mother is a jerk.
she asks me sweetly, "do you want a treat? Sioooouuuuuxsie, do you want a treat?"

FUQ YEAH I WANT A TREAT!!! WHERE ARE THEY?? GIMMEEEE!

and then she just puts the bag of dental greenies on the bed.
and laughs at me.

AND she videotapes it.

then she uploads it to the internetz.

i'm really annoyed about this, but i guess it was bound to happen eventually.
[ click on my videos to view it ]

p.s. i am available for modelling campaigns, t.v. commercials and soap operas.
p.s.s. i'm going to go back to sleeping on my new smelly green tshirt.
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Saturday, July 21, 2007: 6:09PM


:")
Current mood: cheerful

I LIKE MY NEW HOME.
I HAVE A BIG WINDOW THAT I CAN STARE OUT OF ALL DAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM YELLING.

THAT IS ALL.
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Monday, June 25, 2007: 6:31PM


=^..^=
Current mood: amused

Cats Guide To Humans

1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?

So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and often frustrating creatures. There will be any number of times, during the course of your association with humans, when you will wonder why you have bothered to grace them with your presence. What's so great about humans, anyway? Why not just hang around with other cats? Our greatest philosophers have struggled with this question for centuries, but the answer is actually rather simple:

THEY HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

Which makes them the perfect tools for such tasks as opening doors, getting the lids off of cat food cans, changing television stations and other activities that we, despite our other obvious advantages, find difficult to do ourselves.

True, chimps, orangutans and lemurs also have opposable thumbs, but they are nowhere as easy to train.

2. How And When to Get Your Human's Attention

Humans often erroneously assume that there are other, more important activities than taking care of your immediate needs, such as conducting business, spending time with their families or even sleeping.

Though this is dreadfully inconvenient, you can make this work to your advantage by pestering your human at the moment it is the busiest. It is usually so flustered that it will do whatever you want it to do, just to get you out of its hair. Not coincidentally, human teenagers follow this same practice.

Here are some tried and true methods of getting your human to do what you want: Sitting on paper: An oldie but a goodie. If a human has paper in front of it, chances are good it's something they assume is more important than you. They will often offer you a snack to lure you away. Establish your supremacy over this wood pulp product at every opportunity. This practice also works well with computer keyboards, remote controls, car keys and small children.

Waking your human at odd hours: A cat's "golden time" is between 2:30 and 4:30 in the morning. If you paw at your human's sleeping face during this time, you have a better than even chance that it will get up and, in an incoherent haze, do exactly what you want. You may actually have to scratch deep sleepers to get their attention; remember to vary the scratch site to keep the human from getting suspicious.

3. Punishing Your Human Being

Sometimes, despite your best training efforts, your human will stubbornly resist bending to your whim. In these extreme circumstances, you may have to punish your human. Obvious punishments, such as scratching furniture or eating household plants, are likely to backfire; the unsophisticated humans are likely to misinterpret the activities and then try to discipline YOU.

Instead, we offer these subtle but nonetheless effective alternatives:
* Use the cat box during an important formal dinner.

* Stare impassively at your human while it is attempting a romantic interlude.

* Stand over an important piece of electronic equipment and feign a hairball attack.

* After your human has watched a particularly disturbing horror film, stand by the hall closet and then slowly back away, hissing and yowling.

* While your human is sleeping, lie on its face.

4. Rewarding Your Human: Should Your Gift Still Be Alive?

The cat world is divided over the etiquette of presenting humans with the thoughtful gift of a recently disemboweled animal. Some believe that humans prefer these gifts already dead, while others maintain that humans enjoy a slowly expiring cricket or rodent just as much as we do, given their jumpy and playful movements in picking the creatures up after they've been presented.

After much consideration of the human psyche, we recommend the following: cold blooded animals (large insects, frogs, lizards, garden snakes and the occasional earthworm) should be presented dead, while warm blooded animals (birds, rodents, your neighbor's Pomeranian) are better still living. When you see the expression on your human's face, you'll know it's worth it.

5. How Long Should You Keep Your Human?

You are only obligated to your human for one of your lives. The other eight are up to you. We recommend mixing and matching, though in the end, most humans (at least the ones that are worth living with) are pretty much the same. But what do you expect? They're humans, after all. Opposable thumbs will only take you so far.
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007: 9:08PM


:(
Current mood: aggravated

misspent youth.
my mother has been talking about this quite a lot lately.
she asked me if i think about my youth and if i feel it was spent wisely.


what the hell do i care?!!! i'm a cat. stop trying to make me think about real stuff!!! >:( !!!
thank you .. now drive through..
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Thursday, June 07, 2007: 7:44PM


>:(
Current mood: angry

After more than a calendar year in residence, I have discovered the joys of Uncle Ted's room. His window is always open and he gets a great ray of sunshine on his bed. Today I took a nap, sunbathed, and washed my bum all while lying on his luxurious bed.



Then I was discovered and promptly removed from his room. :(

NOW HE HAS HIS DOOR SHUT SO I CAN'T GET IN THERE!!!!

I will sit in the hallway and scream my head off until someone let's me back in there again. I will not be persuaded to give up my post with tunafish.


Bastards.
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Wednesday, June 06, 2007: 8:14PM


>:{ !!!
Current mood: angry

she cut off my pain med supply so i pooped on the laundry room floor! that will show her!!! one of those really runny and watery poops too so it will be hard to clean up! hopefully it will get really hot in the laundry room so that the poop will bake itself into the linoleum.


mean woman. wants to take away my teeth, my pain meds and take away that tasty babyfood??? i'll show her a thing or two about revenge.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007 : 11:18PM


:)~
Current mood: sleepy

I like pain meds. I don't even miss those two teeth.

THE COLORS THE COLORS!!

that is all.
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Thursday, May 24, 2007: 4:19PM


>:o
Current mood: aggravated

i just overheard my mom on the phone. Apparently, I'm having my teeth cleaned this saturday. I thought that I had thwarted her attempts at "freshening my breath" last week when I barfed the night before that appointment and she cancelled. Tomorrow night I have to remember to stick my paw down my throat or cough up a really good furball to try to prevent this new appointment from happening. :/

Can't I ever get a break?!!

Besides, I think moist cat food smells fantastic and I'm happy to share the smell with anyone who gets close to my head.

BTW: why the hell isn't anyone petting me right now?

>:(
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Monday, May 14, 2007: 5:46PM


:D
Current mood: mischievous

i made a prank phone call today but then i didn't know how to hang up the phone.
my mom caught me, yelled at me, and hung up the phone for me. :P

now i am on phone restriction.. so peeps just email me since i can't talk on the phone for awhile. i can always use the internet when my mom goes to sleep. ;)
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Friday, May 11, 2007: 1:04am


:o
Current mood: cranky

shaved kitty.

it's been very hot out lately and i haven't been dealing very well with the heat.
that and i'm shedding like crazy too which doesn't help my mother breathe much.

now i'm all smooth and i've got the moves!

pictures to follow shortly.

p.s. i didn't cry at all during this process.. i actually kinda liked it.. like being brushed a lot with a warm catbrush. however, the bath that followed was totally uncalled for.
"just need to get all the extra hairs stuck to you off"

yah right. bitch.

(i do like pretty cool though and my mom said i feel like "a baby chinchilla".. i don't know what that is but it sounds nice. nice and tasty actually....)
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Saturday, May 05, 2007: 1:50PM


:D
Current mood: silly

shhhhh.. i'm hidingz under the blankets! :D
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Friday, May 04, 2007: 3:13PM


:/
Current mood: depressed

*I* don't have bad breath. Maybe YOU are the one with the bad breath.
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Friday, May 11, 2007: 1:12AM


>:[
Current mood: angry

Was it really necessary for me to have to have a bath?

the violence. the indignity. oh noes. the pictures.
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Thursday, April 12, 2007: 6:02PM


:(
Current mood: anxious

my mommy and i need to find a new place to live by june 1st.
i'm sad because i like it here.
mommy is so stressed out and upset that she isn't giving me enough loves :(
i'd like to hire someone to help her pack and get rid of her stuff so she can spend more time loving on me.

mommy was just yelling about landlords charging "pet rent" and how it is not legal.
she's going to be like this for awhile, i think. i'm going to hit the catnip and then take a nap.
i just wish she'd turn off the music! she's burning all her cds to something called "itunes" so she can sell them. i like duran duran but does her laptop need to sit on my bed.
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007: 7:38PM


mmmm
Current mood: annoyed

I only like shrimp when it's deep-fried.
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Friday, February 09, 2007: 3:33am


mmmm
Current mood: busy

I Like that taste.
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