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Diary of a sycopath kitty

The evil irksome bird of doom

So,i'm relaxing on this nice sunny Wednesday afternoon,and guess what happens-a grody little sparrow flys right into the barn and starts chirping it's head off.Oh.My.Cat.So,angrily yet sleepily,I creep down from the loft and begin to stalk the annoying little creature.Unfortunatly though,when I'm about an inch away from it,it turns to face me.But instead of flying off,it fixes me with these sweet,cute little brown eyes.My mind whirles.I can't kill it!It's just to cute!So instead,I turn around,grumbling,and resume my nap.The evil but cute bird was lucky today,but if he comes here one more time...he won't be so lucky.