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Catzowey! I'm a Catster

Oh No I'm Solo With No Yolo

It's a sad day for Me & Myself, cuz my brofur Yolo is crossing The Rainbows Bridge this morning and heeza been my little brofur, my bestest and only little brofur for all 4-1/2 of his meowvalous years.

I'ma gonna be learning to watch All Star Wrestling on TeeVee cuz I gotta no Yolo to wrestle with.

Gonna be shrinking my Man Cat waist line as I wont have Yolo's food bowls to sneak into it.

Must remember to cuddle double time with Momma cuz sheeza just got Me & Myself now.

If youza curious as a cat to know whatza happened, Yolo was diagnosed with da dreaded FIP disease this Thursday. Heeza became the incredible shrinking kitty 3 weeks ago and bamzatini dat disease has fallen my bestest brofur.

Weeza crying abundacat EyeTailYun tears - hey, weeza EyeTailYuns so weeza has dat eemoshunal geneticat stuff in us. But we smiles knowing weeza donated Yolo's body today to our San Francisco SPCA for their continuing FIP research program theyza doing with the Univ of Calif at Davis. Now - dat University izza in YOLO County and Yolo's tissues gonna hopefully helps other meowsters not get this dreaded FIP.

I gotta go and cuddle my brofur - just 4 hours more till he twavels to the Heavens.
Luv,
Guido

It's Super Dooper Bowl Weekend

Catzowey!This Meowster gotta da meowvalous ideas for watching da Footzaball game on Sunday - up close and in the game too! Only thing heeza furgot was his doggie bag to put his Footzaball foods in. Hmmmzatini - whatza Footzaball foods is youza gonna be purrparing for the Super Dooper Bowl?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP8TJTeCNeU

Footzaball 101 According To My EyeTailYun Self

Itza Sunday and itza speshule Sunday for the TeeVees - theyza all gonna be ON today cuz itza da funtasticat Footzaball Playoffs. Now whatza dat mean to me and tooza you?

1) Get a furont row seat, yep uh huh, high up on dat TeeVee table so youza can see good on da 50 yards line, 20 yards line, anywhere dat ball is going or not going.

2) Put earplugs in yur ears cuz the folks in back of you gonna be yelling "Get Down I can't See" (theyza could see if theyza joins you up front high on da TeeVee table but theyza purrfurs to lounge on the lounging sofa and recliner chairs stuffing those chips n' dips into their cheeks like squirrels getting ready for the winter)

3) Plan a catnap on top of the TeeVee with yur tail dangling down in front of the warm screen. This is gonna keeps you toasty warm during the game.

4) When it's a tense 2 minutes left on the clock, paws sweating and silence in the living room, get up and MEOW! Youza gotta tell da family and guests youza hungry too! Catzowey theyza all stuffing their cheeks and nobody's offered youza crab dip or tuna sammy without the bread. Hey duz we have to be begging for the Footzaball foods?

Datsa it for my Footzaball 101 where I'm repurrting live from San Franfuncisco cuz my San Fran 49ers is gonna be playing (and purrhaps swimming) today! Might be the first Footzaball Playoff game where the refs is wearing life purrsevors!

Happy Footzaball Playoff Sunday!