January 22nd 2012 9:28 am
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Itza Sunday and itza speshule Sunday for the TeeVees - theyza all gonna be ON today cuz itza da funtasticat Footzaball Playoffs. Now whatza dat mean to me and tooza you?
1) Get a furont row seat, yep uh huh, high up on dat TeeVee table so youza can see good on da 50 yards line, 20 yards line, anywhere dat ball is going or not going.
2) Put earplugs in yur ears cuz the folks in back of you gonna be yelling "Get Down I can't See" (theyza could see if theyza joins you up front high on da TeeVee table but theyza purrfurs to lounge on the lounging sofa and recliner chairs stuffing those chips n' dips into their cheeks like squirrels getting ready for the winter)
3) Plan a catnap on top of the TeeVee with yur tail dangling down in front of the warm screen. This is gonna keeps you toasty warm during the game.
4) When it's a tense 2 minutes left on the clock, paws sweating and silence in the living room, get up and MEOW! Youza gotta tell da family and guests youza hungry too! Catzowey theyza all stuffing their cheeks and nobody's offered youza crab dip or tuna sammy without the bread. Hey duz we have to be begging for the Footzaball foods?
Datsa it for my Footzaball 101 where I'm repurrting live from San Franfuncisco cuz my San Fran 49ers is gonna be playing (and purrhaps swimming) today! Might be the first Footzaball Playoff game where the refs is wearing life purrsevors!
Happy Footzaball Playoff Sunday!
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Guido you should be a special correspondent for that sports channel my dad is always glued to!
Thanks for the tips, I am going to try them out today.
Great ideas, Guido!
MOL! You have some pretty good ideas!
Loved readin' this Guido!